We’ve always resisted putting Hopkins on the board because it’s so obvious and, in a way, it’s exactly what she …
Oliver Cromwell And His Massive Wedge
This is nearly four-hundred year old news but Oliver Cromwell was a cunt. After the Civil War threw out the …
The Birth of Fatman Scoop
On this day in 1971, Fatman Scoop “He’s a big lad” said the doctor. “I’ll call him Fatman” said Mrs …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Yesterday we found out that Ed Sheeran has done a cover of Fairytale of New York. Even though further investigation …
Who Are Britain’s Cuntiest Band?
Who are Britain's Cuntiest Band?#coldplay #catfishandthebottlement #mumfordandsons #cunts #totalcunts #musicpoll — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) November 21, 2018 Poll on Twitter right …
Cosby v Geldof
Twitter poll live now. Please share. FRIDAY CUNT/OFF Who is the Cunt?#cuntbattle #cunto #billcosby #bobgeldof — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) November 16, …
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
Cunt: Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Title: Posh Chef Cunt Nominated by: Dan from London In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet …
Jeremy Clarkson
Cunt: Jeremy Clarkson Title: Motor Cunt Nominated by: Eric from Sussex In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet Eric …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
This week’s Top 3 has a classic look. Tony “Fucking” Blair rides high as it’s revealed that he is paid …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Classic Old-School Cunts this week. Millionaire Oliver was moaning to a paper about how he’s already put loads of cash …