Here’s a proper Marmite Cunt. The amount of hatred on Twitter for Owen Jones is astonishing, gigantic, palpable and apparent. He also has a dedicated army of fans.
If both of these tribes find this page and cast their votes in decent number he’ll sit at three stars. If his detractors get here first, Jones could threaten the top five.
Cunt: Owen Jones
Title: Loony Left Cunt
Nominated by: Tony Sweet of Worcestershire
In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet
The Charge:
Tony says “He is a perfect example of lefty loony syndrome. Crowded NHS is the fault of old people and not immigrants/NHS tourism according to him! Instead of shooting this cunt, I’d like him titled Cunt of Cunts please”
Cunto Analysis
It’s good of our nominator Tony to stop short of requiring Jones to be shot and instead being labelled Cunt of Cunts. Only you, the reader of this page, can achieve this by voting for Jones in the stars (above or below).
It’s good because this restraint is notable lacking online where you can find all the following suggestions:
Someone needs to curb stomp the fuck out of Owen Jones the alpaca looking cunt
— Liam (@LB_WFC) December 5, 2018
Owen Jones is an irritating wank stain. Definitely needs to be smacked upside the head!
— Mark (@TruthTeller1909) December 12, 2018
Someone please kick Owen Jones straight in the bollocks so he has
To have them surgically removed from his throat!
What a horrible, disgusting, perfetic
Litttle parasite.
OWEN JONES YOUR A CUNT— Vincent pickering (@Vincentpickeri2) December 14, 2018
And that’s all just slightly more threatening and maybe why Jones has a reputation for blocking users on Twitter.
To be fair to Jones he’s always sticking up for “the working class” in his books but there is something about a posh boy doing this that’s just never going to win friends and influence people.
When I went to University (in the 90s), all the people selling ‘Socialist Worker’ outside the Union were posh. It didn’t make sense and you didn’t trust them.
Jones reminds me of one of those people.
Anyway, if you’re Jones’s biggest fan, be sure to leave a note in the comments below and make sure you vote him down. Otherwise, hit the 5 and get him right up the Cunt Chart
Owen gets called a cunt by right wing cunts cos he doesn’t hate brown and black people and thinks hating those people is bad.
Seems those who think he’s a cunt are the cunts.
I must be a cunt then because I think the little cunt is a massive cunt.
No he is a marxist. He will of course champion any cause he sees as downtrodden as they are grist for the mill but god forbid they ever rise out of their circumstance. He would hate that. The more people are feeling downtrodden the better as far as he and his ilk are concerned. It is not in the interest of libtards to see people become affluent. They want to encourage poverty because it gives them a reason to be ans POWER
Being of a rather delicate disposition, is it OK for me to call him a wanker instead? Why oh why do uber Socialists like wankmeister Jones never understand that – as long as some are more equal than others (see Animal Farm) – Socialism can never work. So no, Owen, you’re not having half of my Greggs….go and buy your own.
You are a disgrace to Rotherham, you cunt ” I vote labour me , cos mutha and fatha did.”Cunt
He is not a cunt, rather he sits at “bellend” level. This is because his intentions are well-meaning but he comes off as a smug arse.
Never found him to be smug.
Nope. He is a cunt. A bell end would be someone like Andrew Neil, a bit of a twat old Andrew but quite funny and intellectually destroys cunts like Jones when they start their lefty pontificating.
Sweet, Neil is a legend .Owen is a cunt .
But are his intentions well meaning. He encourages his comrades to hate all who disagree with his uber left agenda. He’s a divisive and dangerous rabble rouser – fact. Is that well meaning?
CUNT
He’s such a cunt that if he entered the world’s biggest cunt competition he wouldn’t win it.
Why?
Because he’s a cunt.
Owen Jones has the charisma of a brick, and the personality of a washing up sponge. Poor little queer needs to grow up, and accept that his world is in direct conflict with the world that normal people understand. O.J. Your a total cunt, first class…
Massive thunder cunting piss stain whom I’d love to give a slap to
He is a bell end and also a deluded cunt. Got hammered outside a pub by some lad pissed at 3am. No words were exchanged only fists, blamed it on the far right rather than just another pissed up bell end looking for trouble. Not only a cunt but a mind reading, telepathic cunt.
If there were a prize for the “Nations Most Squealy, Sanctimonious, Corbyn Arse Licking Cunt” who got bitch slapped by some drunk lads and decided to try and make a lefty political point out if it……..well then, Owen “The massive CUNT” Jones would be on the podium picking up a golden medal.
To be a true socialist cunt these days you need to come from a long line of socialist cunts with at least one cunt like communist grandparent who only joined the Red Brigade because he was too useless to get a job brushing up shit. After three generations of so called socialism this means that cunts like Jones can live in Islington get paid a five figure salary and prance around London like a tit whilst pretending to be a dyed in the wool Lefty. Hypocritical Cunts like Owen Jones make me puke.
Owen Jones is the king of all Cunts, never has there been a more irritating Cunt so deserving of thrush cream. Proof can be obtained when this twat opens his sloppy Trotsky gob and the subsequent ism’s propelled at those who dare question him, consequently loosing control in an orgasm of uncontrollable fanny farts. This is no cunt in disguise but instead widely exposed cunt for the nation to see, with enormous help from the BBC who believe in equal opportunities for all. The only problem with exposing this recently battered cunt is that everything he says stinks with hypocrisy. So to sum him up, he’s not any just any old cunt but an Moronic & Stinky Cunt or more precisely a M&S Cunt as he’s also short on logic!
Can I buy you a pint , excellent
Cunt, what a. Thanks for the cunt noun, adjective , superlative,etc. He is a total cunt