Owen Jones Cunto

Owen Jones

Rating: 3.9/5. From 68 votes.
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Here’s a proper Marmite Cunt. The amount of hatred on Twitter for Owen Jones is astonishing, gigantic, palpable and apparent. He also has a dedicated army of fans.

If both of these tribes find this page and cast their votes in decent number he’ll sit at three stars. If his detractors get here first, Jones could threaten the top five.

Cunt: Owen Jones

Title: Loony Left Cunt

Nominated by: Tony Sweet of Worcestershire

In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet

Owen Jones Cunto
Owen Jones being smug, recently

The Charge:

Tony says “He is a perfect example of lefty loony syndrome. Crowded NHS is the fault of old people and not immigrants/NHS tourism according to him! Instead of shooting this cunt, I’d like him titled Cunt of Cunts please”

Cunto Analysis

It’s good of our nominator Tony to stop short of requiring Jones to be shot and instead being labelled Cunt of Cunts. Only you, the reader of this page, can achieve this by voting for Jones in the stars (above or below).

It’s good because this restraint is notable lacking online where you can find all the following suggestions:

And that’s all just slightly more threatening and maybe why Jones has a reputation for blocking users on Twitter.

To be fair to Jones he’s always sticking up for “the working class” in his books but there is something about a posh boy doing this that’s just never going to win friends and influence people.

When I went to University (in the 90s), all the people selling ‘Socialist Worker’ outside the Union were posh. It didn’t make sense and you didn’t trust them.

Jones reminds me of one of those people.

Anyway, if you’re Jones’s biggest fan, be sure to leave a note in the comments below and make sure you vote him down. Otherwise, hit the 5 and get him right up the Cunt Chart

Rating: 3.9/5. From 68 votes.
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  1. Owen gets called a cunt by right wing cunts cos he doesn’t hate brown and black people and thinks hating those people is bad.

    Seems those who think he’s a cunt are the cunts.

    Rating: 3.3/5. From 8 votes.
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  2. He is not a cunt, rather he sits at “bellend” level. This is because his intentions are well-meaning but he comes off as a smug arse.

    Rating: 2.0/5. From 4 votes.
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    1. Never found him to be smug.

      Rating: 2.0/5. From 6 votes.
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  3. CUNT

    Rating: 3.5/5. From 6 votes.
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  4. He’s such a cunt that if he entered the world’s biggest cunt competition he wouldn’t win it.
    Because he’s a cunt.

    Rating: 3.6/5. From 7 votes.
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  5. Owen Jones has the charisma of a brick, and the personality of a washing up sponge. Poor little queer needs to grow up, and accept that his world is in direct conflict with the world that normal people understand. O.J. Your a total cunt, first class…

    Rating: 3.4/5. From 5 votes.
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