Cunto Rank

All time Cunto League

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Top Cuntos
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Item Votes Rating
1 Jon Gaunt Cunto Jon Gaunt 590 4.9
2 Jacob Rees Mogg in hunger mode Jacob Rees-Mogg 241 4.5
3 Richard-Branson Richard Branson 42 4.5
4 Rupert Murdoch kissing Jerry Hall Rupert Murdoch 40 4.5
5 Kelvin McKenzie Cunto Kelvin MacKenzie 31 4.5
6 Owen Jones Cunto Owen Jones 168 4.4
7 James Corden Cunto James Corden 87 4.4
8 Boris Johnson 68 4.4
9 Piers Morgan Cunto Piers Morgan 63 4.4
10 Kay Burley Cunt or Not Cunt Kay Burley 47 4.4
11 Jeremy Kyle close up Jeremy Kyle 44 4.4
12 Cunty Price Katie Price 29 4.4
13 Whirly Wheel Mister Blobby Cunto himself, Noel Edmonds Noel Edmonds 17 4.4
14 Paul Golding Cunto Paul Golding 92 4.3
15 Tory Prime Minister Tony Blair is a Cunt Tony Blair 76 4.3
16 Robert Mugabe Cunto Robert Mugabe 22 4.3
17 Uri Geller Cunto Uri Geller 21 4.3
18 Jamie Oliver Cunto Jamie Oliver 54 4.2
19 Jeremy Hunt The Cunt Jeremy Hunt 36 4.2
20 Ronaldo Is A Cunto Cristiano Ronaldo 29 4.1
21 Diego Maradono, smoking a large cigar on a boat Diego Maradona 16 4.1
22 Donald Trump Cunto Donald Trump 60 4.0
23 Elon Musk cunt or not cunt? Elon Musk 45 4.0
24 LAnce Armstrong - cunto or not cunto Lance Armstrong 12 4.0
25 Jeremy Corbyn cunto or not cunto Jeremy Corbyn 84 3.9
26 Bono - Europe's Most Obvious Cunt Bono 49 3.9
27 Kevin Spacey Cunto Kevin Spacey 22 3.9
28 Nasty cunt Jimmy Savile Jimmy Savile 45 3.8
29 Jeremy Clarkson - Hitler quote Jeremy Clarkson 33 3.8
30 Ben Stokes, cunt Ben Stokes 18 3.8
31 Margaret Thatcher 58 3.7
32 Ricky Gervais Cunto or Not Cunto Ricky Gervais 43 3.7
33 Hitler on E Adolf Hitler 18 3.7
34 James Veitch, cunt James Veitch 6 3.7
35 Katie Hopkins Cunto Katie Hopkins 67 3.6
36 Stephen Fry is a cunt Stephen Fry 46 3.6
37 Oprah Winfrey cunt or no cunt Oprah Winfrey 21 3.6
38 The Fat Controller 11 3.6
39 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, mug Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 22 3.5
40 Johnny Depp being judged Cunto or Not Cunto Johnny Depp 18 3.5
41 Ainsley Harriot about to decapitate Jamie Oliver Ainsley Harriot 25 3.3
42 ant and dec are cunts Ant & Dec 24 3.2
43 Bill Gates cunt or not cunt Bill Gates 17 3.2
44 Prince Harry mask face Prince Harry 24 3.1
45 deadmau5 is a Cunto DeadMau5 13 3.0
46 Lenny Henry Cunto Lenny Henry 20 2.8
47 God is a cunt God 27 2.5
what a shower of cunts!