This is nearly four-hundred year old news but Oliver Cromwell was a cunt. After the Civil War threw out the …
Cunto Roulette: Carr, Hopkins, Corden, Bono, Izzard, Brand
A genuine Slard of Cunts. But if they were all playing Russian Roulette live on British television, which one would …
Dedicated Follower of Cuntery
New York is in the top ten Cuntiest Cities in the World. Cunts like this are why: This might be …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Who’s earned their place in the spotlight of shame this week? Why, it’s these cunts: Theresa May If people were …
This Week’s Top Cunts
Top 3 of the week: Corden smashes his lardy way to the top of this week’s Weekly Cunt Top 3 …
Album Release
We are pleased to announce that in between lukewarm speeches, the leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition has been smashing the …
James Corden Is Officially Worse Than Jamie Oliver
Twitter poll result is in: Who is the ultimate cunt out of these two absolute wallopers?#whosthecunt#ultimatecuntoff#totalcunts — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) July …
Jacob Rees-Mogg
We have received a nomination for this Tory shitbag. The only surprise was that he wasn’t on the list already. …
World Cup: Ronaldo v Shearer
Right. #urupor seems a good moment to begin the second match in the last sixteen of the CUNTO WORLD CUP. …
Weekly Top 3 – Branson Supreme
NHS-suing wank-puppet Richard Branson is top of this week’s Cunt Chart after it was revealed that when his Virgin Health …