Top 3 of the week: Corden smashes his lardy way to the top of this week’s Weekly Cunt Top 3 …
Album Release
We are pleased to announce that in between lukewarm speeches, the leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition has been smashing the …
James Corden Is Officially Worse Than Jamie Oliver
Twitter poll result is in: Who is the ultimate cunt out of these two absolute wallopers?#whosthecunt#ultimatecuntoff#totalcunts — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) July …
Jacob Rees-Mogg
We have received a nomination for this Tory shitbag. The only surprise was that he wasn’t on the list already. …
World Cup: Ronaldo v Shearer
Right. #urupor seems a good moment to begin the second match in the last sixteen of the CUNTO WORLD CUP. …
Weekly Top 3 – Branson Supreme
NHS-suing wank-puppet Richard Branson is top of this week’s Cunt Chart after it was revealed that when his Virgin Health …
Ronaldo Becomes First Portuguese To Make Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
Portuguese are, in our experience, great people. They’re relaxed and like a laugh and tend not to shut hospitals, hide …
Diane Abbot Gets Her Head Round The Concept of Collective
Most people we ask for their view on this important issue understand what the fuck we are talking about when …
The Anti-Establishment Always Becomes The Establishment
Your one-time counter-cultural hip priest. Reduced in stature by spreadable dollar. Later, a butter-slathering cash cunt. The man who put …