We have received a nomination for this Tory shitbag. The only surprise was that he wasn’t on the list already.
Cunt: Jacob Rees-Mogg
Title: Toff Cunt
Nominated by: Andy Kyle from Prestonpans
In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet
Andy says:
“You can’t have a cunts league without Jakey Mong.”
Our Own Research
As noted above, the real surprise here is the poor-hating human streak of piss, Rees-Mogg hasn’t already been listed on our cunt ranker. Recent events have returned the pro-Brexit shit-juggler to the limelight with an interview in which he suggests that Brexit might take fifty years or so to work itself out.
Some of readers will be concerned for the toffee-nosed Shitler’s future, given that he could lose his job as an MP at any time.
Don’t worry though, the council-hating spud-cocked aristocrat will be absolutely fine, given estimated his net worth of £100 million. Most of us couldn’t imagine having one million, let alon a hundred of the cunts.
The prosecution:
- A toff.
- Full on religious type, opposed to all forms of abortion (except the anti-abortion drug punted in Indonesia by a company which he held £5 million in shares) .
- Has £100 million but somehow “represents” his constituency, like
The defence:
- Well-spoken
- Pro-brexit, anti-abortion, anti-feminist (this depends on your views)
- Outwardly polite
- Hilarious company (although more likely to make a pun in Latin than to launch a firework out of his arse crack, so it’s all relative).
- Genuinely trying to do his best
Rank This Cunto Now
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You can also see how he’s fits into the overall hierarchy of Cunto on the rank page.
He’s got the sort of face even Ghandi would like to punch.
Even Jesus thinks he is a cunt
Skinny randy arrogant cathocunt
His face just needs a fucking kicking
I wanna stretch a condom over his head then stick his specs on …. fucking trying to tell people what words they can and cannot use…. CUNT
100% complete cunt
He likes to have a baseball bat wrapped around his head .
He’s worth £100m but constantly drones on about trainers and food being cheaper when we’re out of the EU. Clearly has a hidden agenda and is a total bellend.
Delighted to see that this horrible Tory cunt’s cuntishness has not gone unnoticed. Total and utter lying, self-serving, dishonest cunt!!!
HE is ass sepsis cunt ass you cunt get,,, the smell before he even said a word is repulsive and what follows belongs in a sewage for cunts
A creepy Dickensian character who is a carbon copy of his equally vile father. His “do as I say, not as I do” approach about Brexit has led him to relocate his dodgy investment company to Eire. A truly terrible piece of scum who came out of the womb with a silver spoon up his jacksy and has about as much empathy with the average person as Hitler had with Simon Wiesenthal. In Jacob’s world, food banks are a good thing and perhaps the welfare state needs to be abolished and the workhouses brought back to teach the scroungers to be more self reliant. From a person that had a nanny from being an infant and has never done a days work in his life. Serfs and lords and doff your cap, poor person. I bet he fantasises about creeping around Whitechapel in the early hours in a top hat, cloak, monocle and silver topped cane looking for ladies of the night.
Deluded turding cunt
He also smells of fish. I saw him in Water stones signing books and there was a distinct odour of blue fin tuna coming from his trouser pouch
C.U.Next.Tuesday. No question.
He’s being a fucking major cunt again tonight in the HoP, daring to accuse someone else of being arrogant.
What a FUCKING MONG DICKHEAD.
Is cunt a strong enough word? This arrogant, lying, unprincipled, slithery man-child turns my knuckles white every time he mentions Project fear (pronounced feaaar) the 17.4 million, and cheaper footwear. He is an arch-cunt, a complete and utter cunt’s cunt! Karma will get him in the end or there’s no justice in the world.
This guy is up there with Thatcher, I hope he lives long enough to see all his children die slowly and painfully.
There’s no doubt at all that Rees Mong has been a cunt since he was first shat out of his mother’s arse. He needs to be beaten, stabbed, killed, then brought back to life by his mate Jesus, so he can be done in all over again. I’m not even sure he’s a real boy, but made instead out of wood and painted badly to look like the half-arsed Lord Charles dummy he clearly is. Total and utter cunt.
I think he’s a naluistic chimp – cunt is too nice a word for him.
One glorious gold plated gargantuan , wouldn’t spare my urine to extinguish him if flames of unimaginable heat engulf the twat, nanny I got buggered again at Eton today, pass me another poor person to stoke up the hog roasting fire massive cunt of galactic proportions, apart from that, fairly alright
A complete and utter cunt.
In all my life I have never hated someone so much. He gives me a genuine sick feeling in my stomach when I see or hear him. I find it extremely difficult to hold back every swear word I have in my vocabulary. He’s the worst of the of the worst and I’m holding in the swears no longer. He’s a fucking piece of shit cunt wanker who needs knocked the fuck out over and over and over again until his organs are mush. After that he needs to be forced to live in a one bedroom council flat with 5 children and given £5 a week to live on for the rest of his shitty pissy cunty fucking life. Bastard fucking toff cunt wanker cares about nothing and no one apart from himself. Fuck you Mogg. You deserve nothing and you are nothing you waste of sperm. (Cheers guys, I feel a little better after that)
Hilarious and spot-on! Crying laughing! Loved it! 10th December today and he’s ominously quiet! Wonder why!