Jacob Rees-Mogg

We have received a nomination for this Tory shitbag. The only surprise was that he wasn’t on the list already.

Cunt: Jacob Rees-Mogg

Title: Toff Cunt

Nominated by: Andy Kyle from Prestonpans

In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet

Andy says:

“You can’t have a cunts league without Jakey Mong.”

Our Own Research

As noted above, the real surprise here is the poor-hating human streak of piss, Rees-Mogg hasn’t already been listed on our cunt ranker. Recent events have returned the pro-Brexit shit-juggler to the limelight with an interview in which he suggests that Brexit might take fifty years or so to work itself out.

Some of readers will be concerned for the toffee-nosed Shitler’s future, given that he could lose his job as an MP at any time.

Don’t worry though, the council-hating spud-cocked aristocrat will be absolutely fine, given estimated his net worth of £100 million. Most of us couldn’t imagine having one million, let alon a hundred of the cunts.

The prosecution:

• A toff.
• Full on religious type, opposed to all forms of abortion (except the anti-abortion drug punted in Indonesia by a company which he held £5 million in shares) .
• Has £100 million but somehow “represents” his constituency, like

The defence:

• Well-spoken
• Pro-brexit, anti-abortion, anti-feminist (this depends on your views)
• Outwardly polite
• Hilarious company (although more likely to make a pun in Latin than to launch a firework out of his arse crack, so it’s all relative).
• Genuinely trying to do his best

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