Did you know about this Cunto Connection? Labour warlord Tony Blair is the Godfather of one of the children of …
Morrisons Toilet Cunt
This isn’t going to make the all-time Cunto Rank, but thanks anyway to Daz from Yorkshire for bringing this piece …
A Poem About Jacob Rees Cunt
Poetry truly is the art of cunts but here’s a limerick anyway to commemorate the life and career of multi-millionaire-man-of-the-people, …
Alan Carr, The Pure State of Him
This meme isn’t even funny, because he would. He actually fucking would. Alan Carr is so dedicated to himself, the …
Richard Ashcroft Perfecting Cunt Pose
The Verve were always shite and Richard Ashcroft was always a twat. Now he’s 47 Singer, 47, acts the cunt. …
You Can’t Go Telling Taxi Drivers What They Can And Can’t Listen To
Cunt move: In a taxi today. The driver had LBC on. Farage's voice droning on. I grumpily said 'Why are …
In Russia, Elon Musk Takes YOU To Court
"Every single one of you is a pedo. Go on. Sue the cunt off me," – Elon Musk, yesterday pic.twitter.com/rE7d55egxv …
Jamie Oliver Is A Terrible Cunt
This fat-tongued lispy fuckstate is always trying to get something banned. What will it take before someone cancels him? Before …
Pizza Threat
Don’t take our 2-4-1 pizza deals away, you patronising cancerous arse polyps.
Straight Cunto Paxman
An obvious straightforward bullseye of a Cunto to help you through Thursday. This one likes to think of himself as …