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Richard Ashcroft Perfecting Cunt Pose

The Verve were always shite and Richard Ashcroft was always a twat.

Now he’s 47

In a braindead BBC appearance, the middle-aged mid-paced folk-rock merchant explained that dark glasses were part of rock’n’roll as a religion and that he should bot be questioned on it.

He proceeds to climb over the sofa like a lanky baby and “reveals” that the image in the background is not actually Manchester, but… an image.

“It’s like the Truman Show!” he exclaims.

Nah. The Truman Show was good.

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