Cunto Cards is a trumps card game featuring 42 awful and terrible Cunts, vying for supremacy on the battlefield of Cunto

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Cunto. Similar to the popular Top Trumps game but with Cunts.

Cunto Cards 2018 Edition includes 42 of the world’s most terrible Cuntos.

Pop stars, politicians, business idiots, chefs, dictators, so-called comedians and sports cheats populate the cards.

You only have to play Cunto to work out who is the worst Cunto of all time. Win all the cards and you win the game.

Cards are a quality product, printed in Italy on a special 330 gr/sqm triplex paper of casino quality, assuring zero transparency. Cards are easy to shuffle and resistant to wearing-out.

Reaction to the cards so far has ranged from shock and horror, through moral outrage, to enthusiastic agreement. One thing is for sure: we can’t let these cunts rest.

The cards can be considered offensive so careful who you’re buying them for, although some people have already bought them as wedding presents!

All packs are shipped first class so if you’re in the UK you should get them within 2 working days of your order.
All packs are brand new, mint quality.


Cunto Cards

Play this Trumps game and become King of Cunts by winning all the Cuntos.

Cunto Cards 2018
Cunto Cards 2018

2 reviews for Cunto Cards 2018 – FIRST EDITION SPECIAL

  1. Ciara Mitchell

    Looks good Paul, plenty of fun card games ahead!
    Can I order 2 packs!

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    • dr_paul

      Hi Ciara – I’ve replied via email

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  2. David Campbell

    I need these in my life.

    Take my money 👍

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