Morrisons with lights out spells Morons

Morrisons Toilet Cunt

This isn’t going to make the all-time Cunto Rank, but thanks anyway to Daz from Yorkshire for bringing this piece of everyday cuntery to our attention:

“I’d like to nominate the cunt who took his time on the shitter in Morrisons this morning while I was sweating and pacing the floor like a cunt with a turtles head hanging out of my arse. I wish him great harm and would have punched him on his way out if my mind wasn’t on other things. Thank you.”

Thanks Daz. And if there are any other examples of Everyday cuntery, be sure to nominate them here


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