TV trickster-joker Bob Mortimer weighs into the debate that has the world wondering, daily. Nobody here at Cunto.org HQ has …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Here’s the weekly Top 3: a killer, a moralizer and a fat cunt: WORSE THAN THE QUEEN TAKING A …
You Can’t Go Telling Taxi Drivers What They Can And Can’t Listen To
Cunt move: In a taxi today. The driver had LBC on. Farage's voice droning on. I grumpily said 'Why are …
Cunto Battle
Who’s the Cunt here? Notorious cutlery-ruiner Uri Fucking Geller or ‘Old School’ – (i.e. racist) comedian Jim Bowen? To be …
Jon Gaunt
SIX nominations have turned up within the space of a few hours, all for the same cunt. Is this the …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Here’s this week’s Top Cunts: Johnny Depp – Taking heat from some Harry Potter fans who think he’s a bit …
God
Here’s an unusual nomination that came in from Jake Scott in Ireland. Most of our Cunts are fascists and celebrity …
Ben Stokes
A super-brief Cunto nomination has appeared in the Cunto inbox, courtesy of David from Cardiff. Is he worth a cunting? …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Who’s earned their place in the spotlight of shame this week? Why, it’s these cunts: Theresa May If people were …
Ainsley Harriot
Here’s another nomination from Rob Down Under. What the fuck do Aussies know about TV cookery cunts? Well, Rob used …