Whirly Wheel Mister Blobby Cunto himself, Noel Edmonds

Noel Edmonds

Rating: 4.3/5. From 16 votes.
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And now: another Cunto where we were surprised he wasn’t already on the Cunto all-time list. Vote him up or down as you prefer…

Cunt: Noel Edmonds

Title: Mister Cunty

Nominated by: Cunto HQ

In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Yep: he’s in the 2018 deck

Whirly Wheel Mister Blobby Cunto himself, Noel Edmonds
Noel Fucking Edmonds

Here’s a short list of some of Noel Edmonds’ Cunty Crimes against public decency. I’m sure you can think of more.

  • The Whirly Wheel – people literally died for entertainment. This is not the Roman Colosseum, it’s not a Victorian Bear-pit, this is the BBC during the 1980s.
  • Daring to broadcast Swap Shop against Tiswas – Obviously Tiswas was great and the BBC’s offering at the time was the total opposite.
  • Mister Fucking Blobby – the pink and yellow thing that destroyed the 1990s.
  • Telly Addicts – Taking the piss out of actual addicts and making them appear, as entertainment, on the very medium that had ruined their lives in the first place. Cruel shit.
  • Deal or No Deal – Literally stringing a guessing-the-box game out for an hour and making everyone act the cunt along the way.


You like him? You think calling him a Cunto is too much? Leave a defence for the wank in the comments below. We will strive to take them seriously. And of course you can vote either way: 5 stars for top cunt – 1 star for not a cunt at all…

Rating: 4.3/5. From 16 votes.
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  1. Used to like him on House Party but now think he’s a cunt

    Rating: 5.0/5. From 1 vote.
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  2. Have a word with yourself Geoff – he’s always been a first class sycophantic patronising nauseous cunt on everything – I hoped he’d disappeared forever then BBC resurrected him to spoil that rally through Asia – was it really necessary….

    Rating: 5.0/5. From 3 votes.
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