This week’s Top 3: 1. Martin Solveig This was the sex-mad French misogynist and DJ who FIFA wisely selected to …
Diego Maradona
We have received the first Cunto nomination for any Argentinean. Cunt: Diego Maradona Title: FIFA Marching Powder Cunt Nominated by: …
World Cup of Cunts – Semi Final Line Up Now Clear
The World Cup of Cunts has reached the semi final stage. Mark Lawrenson, the grumpiest man in the British Isles …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
I genuinely thought that Tony Blair (cunto) has gotten rid of hereditary peers but now I read that a new …
World Cup of Cunts Continues
After a couple of days hiatus due to summer holiday parent duty, the last sixteen of the World Cup of …
Weekly Top 3 – Branson Supreme
NHS-suing wank-puppet Richard Branson is top of this week’s Cunt Chart after it was revealed that when his Virgin Health …
Ronaldo Becomes First Portuguese To Make Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
Portuguese are, in our experience, great people. They’re relaxed and like a laugh and tend not to shut hospitals, hide …
Cristiano Ronaldo
A Cunto nomination has arrived for a World Cup cunt… Name: Cristiano Ronaldo. Title: Ronalcunto. Nominated by: Adrian Watts In …
Weekly Top 3 Cuntos – Corden Back With “Veggie” Claim
This week’s Top 3 Cuntos. What a shit-show. Number 3: Glenn Hoddle, fresh from his chart success with ‘Diamond Lights’, …
Cuntos Of The Week
Another hellhole shitfest week of fuckery on Planet Cunto This is our Top Three for the week: Corden is …