A Cunto nomination has arrived for a World Cup cunt…
Name: Cristiano Ronaldo.
Nominated by: Adrian Watts
In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet
Refuses to acknowledge he is a Cunto. Good at football and responsible for England losing at least twice”
Our Own Research
Cunto’s own investigation is customarily shallow.,Here’s what we found in a five-minute Google:
- Definitely arrogant. Everyone says so.
- Keeps accepting best player in the world award. Never says “Oh dinnae bother, eh? It’s a team game and this award is ridiculous,” even though that’s what he could do.
- Same vibe: didn’t bat an eyelid when they made a huge statue of him in Madeira.
- Taps aff every single time. Look at my torso. Aye, OK.
- Apparently Ronaldo avoids tattoos as this would bar him from giving blood and this is something he does regularly.
- He’s a charitable cunt.According to some website or other Ronaldo was named in 2015 as the world’s most charitable sportsperson:he donated his €600,000 Champions League win bonus to good causes. One month later after winning the Euro Cup with Portugal, he donated his £275,000 Euro bonus to a Kids Cancer foundation.
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