Career highlights include dressing up as a nazi, killing Talibans and marrying a septic. Whether you’re a royalist or a …
Tony Blair
Name: Tony Blair Title: Tory Cunt Nominated by: Mik from the UK* In Cunto Deck?: Yes Mik says: “One of …
Johnny Depp
He’s so cool but also a bit of a fudd. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: it’s Johnny Depp Taking his dog …
Kelvin MacKenzie
Here’s the first Cunto to be nominated by one of our readers. Thanks to Jake for taking the time to …
Elon Musk
One minute Elon Musk is going to save the world through making more green cars or something. Next minute …
Lance Armstrong
Cunto: Cheated like FUCK to win all the bikes. In Cunto Deck?: Yes: 2018 Cuntos Not Cunto: Well, everyone else …
Bono
Star Cunt. Captain Cunto. The original. Everyone’s least controversial choice. A bona fide veteran of the scene. When we first …
Oprah Winfrey
Anyone who even thinks about running for President of the US and A is probably a Cunto. Then again, Oprah …
Bill Gates
Let’s kick off the week with a tricky wee conundrum. After all, this guy is a “humanitarian”, a “philanthropist” the …
Jamie Oliver
[ratings] Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Yes, Oliver appears in the Cunto 2018 deck How can anyone look at …