Jamie Oliver Cunto

Jamie Oliver

Rating: 3.5/5. From 15 votes.
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Nominated by: Cunto

In Cunto Cards: Yes, Oliver appears in the Cunto 2018 deck

Jamie Oliver Cunto
Fat Tongued Cockney Wankbag

How can anyone look at that face and not immediately require a drink? What a cunt.

Key quote: “Bish-bosh” , “Wallop” ,etc. The kind of things that real people do actually say but when Oliver spits ’em they sound as convincing as a Sinclair C5 going up against a monster truck.

Crimes:

  • Mockney wankbag. Pretends to be much more down-to-earth and working-class than he really is.
  • Fat tongue. Lisps are allowed but on this cunt, it just exacerbates his cuntishness
  • Turkey Twizzlers – banned ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
  • -4-1 Pizza  -wants to ban ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
  • nything with sugar in – wants to band (and yet he is a fat cunt).
  • Coco Pops – made them change the recipie so that they now taste like cardboard (and yet he is a fat cunt).
  • Called his children stupid names: Daisy Petal Boob Boo River Rocket, or something. What a Cunto.

Of course, if you have contrary evidence, please  post it below in the comments but whatever you think of him, use the stars to rate his Cunto-Power. 1 star for not-a-cunt up to 5-stars for worst cunt ever.

Rating: 3.5/5. From 15 votes.
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2 Comments

  1. Not really cunt…he has tried to improve the diet of the nations children and fought the Government on their policy…..

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  2. […] a pair of cunts. But who is the worst? The fat-tongued treat-stealing mockney megacunt or the lard-carrying celebrity-licker with the cunt’s […]

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