Nominated by: Cunto
In Cunto Cards: Yes, Oliver appears in the Cunto 2018 deck
How can anyone look at that face and not immediately require a drink? What a cunt.
Key quote: “Bish-bosh” , “Wallop” ,etc. The kind of things that real people do actually say but when Oliver spits ’em they sound as convincing as a Sinclair C5 going up against a monster truck.
- Mockney wankbag. Pretends to be much more down-to-earth and working-class than he really is.
- Fat tongue. Lisps are allowed but on this cunt, it just exacerbates his cuntishness
- Turkey Twizzlers – banned ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- -4-1 Pizza -wants to ban ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- nything with sugar in – wants to band (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- Coco Pops – made them change the recipie so that they now taste like cardboard (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- Called his children stupid names: Daisy Petal Boob Boo River Rocket, or something. What a Cunto.
Of course, if you have contrary evidence, please post it below in the comments but whatever you think of him, use the stars to rate his Cunto-Power. 1 star for not-a-cunt up to 5-stars for worst cunt ever.