The 12 Cunts of Christmas – Day 7

On the Seventh day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me:

Seven Jim Fucking Davidsons

Six Nazi baubles

F I V E    C U N T Y    T O P S,

Four Tony death stares,

Three rapey Cosbys,

Two shitcunt Edmonds,

One fatty Corden,

And a cunt bird in a cunt tree.