God is a cunt

God

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Here’s an unusual nomination that came in from Jake Scott in Ireland. Most of our Cunts are fascists and celebrity chefs but this is the first fictional character to make the chart. Remember to vote.

Cunt: God

Title: Omnicunt

Nominated by: Jake Scott from Ireland

In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet

Jake says:

“God is responsible for all manner of Cunto things throughout history. Even his own book ‘The Bible’ documents many cunty things he has done and they are all massive! Ask Noah….he flooded the entire planet and wiped out all living things except a few in twos and Noahs family.

Next He drowned a load of Egyptian Soldiers (they were only following orders) see Moses…..Not forgetting the Plagues and every ‘Natural’ disaster you care to mention.

Check with insurance companies that won’t pay out upon defining something “An Act of God”. The list is pretty endless….I was gonna nominate Jesus but realised he is just a victim. He was probably just a Humble fisherman accused of being the son of God AND God himself in human form. Now how Cunty is that?

Oh yes, he is also responsible for the Devil….a fallen angel! So he even created Hell!”

God is a cunt
God, getting ready to fuck us all.

Our Own Research

Jake makes some fine points, particularly about insurance which, as everyone knows, is run by cunts but they’re the cunts who point to the greater cunt as being outside their cunty control.

The counter-case is the God created everything. The case is probably best summed up by two top-ten lists: Rotten Cunty Things that God Did or Made versus Totally Brilliant Things that God Did or Made. Here are those lists:

Rotten Cunty Things that God Did or Made

  1. Bono
  2. Plagues and Floods
  3. The Devil
  4. Jamie Oliver
  5. Cancer
  6. Striking Cunts Dead For Very Little
  7. Blackpool
  8. Work
  9. Sore Feet
  10. Needless Deaths in The Bible (e.g. The Egyptian Squaddies)

Totally Brilliant Things that God Did or Made

  1. Booze
  2. Sandwiches
  3. Televised Sport
  4. Rock and Pop Music
  5. Head
  6. All the different types of cheese you can get
  7. Creating the Universe In The First Place
  8. Full Breakfast
  9. LSD
  10. Elephants

So there you go, take your pick.

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Rating: 4.3/5. From 3 votes.
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