For the first time, we’ve received two Cunto nominations for the same cunt. The cunto in question is Piers Morgan …
Challenge: Put These Cunts In Order
When faced with murderers and Frenchmen, one can get confused. But what order would you put these Cuntos into? We’re …
For Every Eight Million Bicycles There Are Eight Million Cunts
At once the most comforting and most upsetting thing about living in a city… … is that the place …
Simon Cowell or Ant McPartlin… Who’s The Cunt?
A prime-time Saturday night cunt battle. Soaked in booze, birds and family entertainment, these two going head-to-head is like Alie …
How Craig David Leads Youth Astray
Craig David wrote two powerful-yet-cunty pop songs in 2000 and then exploded and disappeared like a cheap instant firework. You’d …
Nine Decades of Fakery
David Attenborough manipulates the animals until they tell you the story he wants you to hear. He’s just a Cunto …