A prime-time Saturday night cunt battle.
Soaked in booze, birds and family entertainment, these two going head-to-head is like Alie vs Predator: Whoever wins, we all lose.
Who is the Cunto?
Simon Cowell or Ant McPartlin… Who’s The Cunt?
I hate Simon Cowell he raped me when I was 6 and he has never returned with the milk