TV trickster-joker Bob Mortimer weighs into the debate that has the world wondering, daily. Nobody here at Cunto.org HQ has …
Wankstain Choice
Some moderate commentators would contend that this is a pair of wankstains rather than proper Cuntos but I think we …
Top 3 Weekly Cuntos
Here’s the shits and bastards than have floated to the top of the Cunt pond this week: The chart is …
Russell Brand v Saddam Hussein
Both inveterate enemies of the New World Order, but so far only one of them has been hanged to death. …
Weekly Top 3 Cuntos – Corden Unshiftable
James Corden has been commanding the Cuntosphere again this week with his blubbery, jovial, unfunny assault on the nation’s self-respect. …
James Veitch
Name: James Veitch Title: Speccy Youtube Cunt Nominated by: Lord Cunto In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet Is he a cunt? …
Ricky Gervais
That fucking face and that fucking laugh. Surely these crimes are enough to earn this comedian a no-nonsense five-star Cunto …
Lenny Henry
[ratings] Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 Sir Lenny Henry is not everyone’s idea of a Cunto. He …