Cunt: Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
Title: Posh Chef Cunt
Nominated by: Dan from London
In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet
“Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is the posh cunt chef from River Cottage who spends his days trying to ban everything fun for us ordinary folk.
Not satisfied with trying to get two for the price of one chickens for the poor banned and chocolate at supermarket check outs banned he now has joined with health cunts to get the Coca-Cola Christmas truck banned.
This posh cunt has nothing better to do that lecture and dictate to us ordinary common folk what we should and should not be eating and drinking
He is a total posh cunt..”
Our Own Research
We don’t know much about this cunt so we’re happy to one hundred per cent go along with Dan’s reading of the situation. To be honest, we’re not even going to try and take a balanced view. We’re not in the mood, not today.
This time we are happy to look at one photograph of Hugo Fern-Tickler Hufflepuff’s gloaty posh mug and one look at the fact that his name is too big and simply say: “Hugh’re a Cunt”.
But the final judgement, as ever, is up to you:
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