Cunt: Jeremy Clarkson
Title: Motor Cunt
Nominated by: Eric from Sussex
In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet
“Filthy rich on the back of a career being a bullying, abusive, misogynistic, homophobic, racist and foul-mouthed TV presenter of a low-brow car show.
Truly a Cunto for having no insight into his lack of talent and limited scope for life outside of the matey-blokey Cunto world he has created for himself.”
Our Own Research
Clarkson is undoubtedly a bellend and has become such a part of the UK Cunt Landscape that you barely notice him, like a roundabout or a low hill.
For years he’s been relentlessly banging a one-note drum as a professional cock and to give him his due, he’s good at it, now reaching his 30th year as a bit of a prick.
It’s a lucrative line, an article in the Metro last year gave his net worth as more then £37 million which is more than ten times the reported worth of Katie Hopkins who pursues the same goals. Maybe she should talk about cars more often?
But is he “bullying, abusive, misogynistic, homophobic, racist and foul-mouthed” as our nominator suggests?
Clarkson’s Wikipedia page lists the following groups that the presenter has offended:
- Calling cars “gay” and referring to gay people as “ginger beers”.
- Driving a car into a tree to “test” it.
- Drink driving on a TV and dismissing it as “sailing” as he was on a frozen sea at the time.
- Calling truck drivers prostitute-murderers.
- Calling Gordon Brown a “one-eyed Scottish idiot” and a “silly cunt”.
- Mocking Indians, Argentinians, pretty much anyone from abroad.
- Using the words “nigger” and “slope“.
- Otherwise annoying: environmentalists, Malaysians, blind people, suicidal people, road-safety campaigners… and so on.
So yeah, he’s a bully and a cunt and an arsehole which is all bad.
However, we’re not worried about the charge of Clarkson being foul-mouthed. We are OK with that, obviously.
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