SIX nominations have turned up within the space of a few hours, all for the same cunt. Is this the same bloke putting in six times with six differnet email addresses and aliases? Maybe but that’s fine, that’s cool.
And it’s all for a cunt I’d never heard of but the nominator(s) certainly make his or their pitches with passion.
Cunt: Jon Gaunt
Title: Fat Dieting Cunt,
Nominated by: BP from the Midlands, Steve, Geoff Capes, Dave from London Mac McClure from North Devon, Jon Adams from Bolton,
In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Not Yet
The nominators say:
“He’s just a complete cunt. Sacked from every job he’s ever had because of his massive racist ego and now flogging a dangerous subscription diet despite being really fat”
“Absolute bell end cunt. nasty vindictive cunt”
“Peddles anti Muslim, anti trans, homophobic, Trump-fellating, pro-Brexit propaganda on behalf of the Kremlin now on Russia Today as no other cunt will touch him. Oh, and he’s morbidly obese yet is trying to flog a diet he’s developed (stolen online) for thick racists telling them they should eat fry ups and full cream every day. Then there’s the bullying of Iain Lee that made the press. Considered a cunt by the entire media world. You’ll sell a million packs of cards if you include this bastard.”
“He attracts racist far right pricks and now does podcasts and the fat cunt has just launched his own diet despite being morbidly obese. He has the thinnest skin possible and threatens to call the “Pleece” on everyone for disagreeing with him. His twitter is @jongaunt”
“Jon Gaunt has proved himself to a shining example on the packed field of cunts. He has the audacity to run a diet site and offer nutritional advice when when he is the size of a fucking house and if anyone asks a diet question he does not agree with his goes full cunt instantly. One look at his twitter feed shows he is the king of the cunts”
“Jon Gaunt is a cunt of the first order, well deserved of the title. He’s a bully, a liar, a coward and a fraud.”
Our Own Research
The six(!) nominators all have their own way of saying things but they pretty much stick to the same themes: Jon Gaunt is a nasty cunt on the wireless, a nasty cunt on Twitter, has been sacked from everywhere for Cuntery and peddles some spurious diet despite being actually porky.
Let’s check out the claims:
Sacked From Everywhere?
Gaunt was sacked from TalkSport in 2008 for calling a local councillor a “Nazi” and an “ignorant pig”. The councillor was questioning whether smokers should be allowed to foster children. Apparently the “Nazi” bit was offensive. Gaunt appealed but lost his case in court.
After that played out, Gaunt broadcast “SunTalk2 online for Sky News but this was shut down after 18 months. Sky said this was a “business decision”. In my brief search, I can’t find anything that says it was a sacking
Apart from that Gaunt has worked at a string of Radio stations across the country
Right – After a quick sketch around the internet it’s clear what kind of cunt Gaunt is – he’s a rabble-rouser. The pose is “freedom” and being against “snowflakes”. It’s a fairly easy gig and Gaunt is fairly good at it but he’s no Cunto Hopkins. He gets shouty which makes him sound like a madman.
Yeah – Gaunt does get shouty and OUTRAGED. it’s a schtick, obvs but it’s poor schtick. The disappointing thing from cunts like this is that they sometimes have something common-sensical to say but any sense gets smothered under the bluster and the pretend-anger. Gaunt went to drama school and after watching five minutes of his performances on youtube, you can see that influence.
This seems pretty harmless to be fair. It’s a podcast, apparently about eating less sugar and doing more walking which seems like decent enough advice although maybe not enough to build a whole podcast on? And yeah – he still seems a bit fat.
Rank This Cunto Now
Leave your own arguments in the comments below and be sure to rate this Cunto on the cuntometer using the stars.
You can also see how he fits into the overall hierarchy of Cunto on the rank page.
A Cunt without equal. Cannot have a reasoned twitter argument, just resorts to blocking. Lies and cheats his way through life. Cunt of the Highest Degree
Total dooosh canoe
Even his name almost spells cunt (if you squint a bit and look at it from over 8 feet). That has to be definitive proof that this really is the ‘chosen’ cunt sent by the Almighty One to make everyone appreciate Noel Edmonads more.
Gunt’s diet was nicked from other sources and he’s demanding people pay him £99 a year for access to – advice and suggestions available elsewhere.
Gunt was sacked from Fubar Radio too, because the other presenters hated him and he demanded new chairs every week to fit his fat arse.
Gunt calls himself working class yet lives in a £3,000 a month rented house in the centre of Warrrrrrrrrwick and demands people who listen to his political podcast give him a fiver a month (or a tenner) for the privilege of hearing him roll his Rs and fellate Donald J Trrrrrrrump and Tommy Rrrrrrrrrrrobinson.
He also goes on about “frrrrrrree speech” whilst denying others theirs.
All in all, Gaunt is a cunt.
PS He’ll probably threaten to sue you and call the Pleece.
Or shout “rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtract or face the consequences” Lol ha ha ha
Absolute wanker and top-cunt from day one.
Nobody deserves this more.
It’s worth remembering too that his sackings include, impressively, being fired and removed as a director from his own radio station “Talk2MeRadio”.
If there was a Champions League of cunts, Gaunt would be Real Madrid, with a team of eleven Sergio Ramoses.
A serious point of order here, Gaunt deliberately bullied Iain Lee, both on his radio show and most cuntish of all via direct e-mails. Knowing full well Iain was suffering mental illness and contemplating self-harm, he addressed him “Depressed Boy” in his e-mails and accused him of “swinging the lead” and threatened to reveal intimate secrets about Lee’s private life in his podcasts.
There is no person more despicable, unpleasant and hated in radio.
This cunt has burned every brrrrridge possible is his media career. He hangs onto his semi successful past by getting his Wikipedia entry locked and protected so that it makes him look like he still appears on TV and radio. Gaunt always manages to fall out with everyone he’s ever worked with and uses people for his own benefit and then fucks them off when they are of no use to him anymore. He is constantly threatening people with legal action and the “pleece” whenever anyone is critical of him and claims he is under police protection after a comedian walked past his house waving a bra in the air. He now is a mouthpiece for the Russian propaganda machine which is RT. He will do and say what he is told just to earn a few rubles. Gaunt is a CUNT.
The funniest thing about weapons-grade cunt Gaunt is realising where his racism and inferiority complex has its roots:
His wife had a well-documented affair with a highly-successful gentleman of colour, and one of his tubby daughters is shacked up with an Indian lad.
Braaaaaaaaaaas. Yes, he also wanked into a bra. It’s in his book.
This cunt is ridiculed and despised by most of the radio media in the UK. I have worked with him when he was at Talksport and he constantly referred to his callers as “Thick twats” but he didn’t mind as long as the phones kept ringing. He is one of the nastiest cunts you will ever meet. I was over the moon when he was sacked. We could relax and not have to deal with his self importance and rants. Once a cunt, always a cunt.
I wonder how many cease and desist emails Cunto have received in the last 12 hours?
Or ones threatening to call the pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece
His diet plan is just his latest con-trick as Jon Gaunt conned me out of £1000 which HMRC are now investigating. I hope they lock the cunt up !👍🏽
And that went well didn’t it 🙂
What a horrible cunt. I have never heard of him but after looking at his twitter stream he gets a 5 star cunting from me.
I remember this cunt from Talk Sport. He bragged about turning left on planes and having a Jaguar. Looking at his twitter he seems to be on his arse. I could not believe that the FAT CUNT is selling a diet. How the mighty have fallen.
Jon Gaunt is a filthy plastic patriot who masquerades as some working class right wing Internet hardman. In reality he’s nothing but a wankstain in a black lacy bra. He cry’s bitterly when pulled up on this, often threatening legal action or ‘pleece’ visits. Also to my knowledge every business he’s had has failed, from the nightclub to Talk2meradio and all the crap in between. He’s now reduced to begging from thick racist old men and shilling for Russian media. His Simple & Fat Diet plan took a year to launch and after nearly 6 months still has only under 200 ‘secret subscribers’ Anyone who dares to question his ‘lifestyle fat club’ is immediately blocked, including experts and doctors.
My sister’s ex boyfriend said to us in his car “Gaunt speaks for the common man. Not like today when you have to be disabled, black or a lesbian for anyone to listen to you and get on the air”
Suffice to say she’s well shot of that cunt
I used to actually like his talk show on the radio but since he was sacked from the radio he has gone all far right wing to try and provoke a reaction. The result is that most of his twitter followers are ex National Front, BNP and other fuckwit organisations. Not only is he a cunt but he’s a fat racist cunt with no money and a pug fugly wife.
You still doing those special sausages Aubrey?
I got a sausage for you if you want it
Much of the shit he comes out with and does he would not have done when on the rrrrrrradio or writing for The Sxn because he knows it would have got his fat cunt arse sacked on the spot.
Now he’s got no job or career to lose he’s off the leash and the results are psychotic.
I don’t know what all this fuss is about. He was very pleasant to me when he visited my male health impotence clinic. He couldn’t get a stiffy because of his diabeetiss so I suggested he put a pork scratchings poster on his bedroom ceiling. Apparently his man spooge now contains 95% pork DNA.
Lies. Rrrrrrrrrrrrretract or face the consequences.
This cunt got me a written warning from my boss because I called Gaunt a dick on twitter. My bio said where I worked and he emailed the company demanding that I was sacked. He also threatened the company with legal action as my tweet was sent from their office.
Yeah he calls people snowflakes then acts like this to anyone who says anything to him that causes him offence.
Jon gaunt is a fat fucking racist whose wife is cheating on him with the local butchers, I’d love to bump into him I’d smash his nose through his skull
I live with him and can confirm you’ll find no cunt bigger
Jon Gaunt is one of the most cuntiest of cunty people I have ever worked with. He walked into the studio and thought he was god himself. What he didn’t realise is that his production team were sending abusive emails to him for shits and giggles whilst he’s on air. Jon, if you are reading this which I am sure you are, EVERYONE at talksport thought you were a CUNT, myself and ALL my colleagues included. Even the guys upstairs in the creative dept fucking hated you despite you praising them for your trails and stings. You should have heard the piss take versions, they were fucking amazing. You would have sued the company if you heard them. I can still recall one which was rather good which had the Mr Blobby theme in the background.
Fuck me, this guy really is a cunt of epic proportions. He pissed my 300k investment up the wall and had the audacity to claim he owned the radio station that I bankrolled. He soon piped the fuck down when I sacked him and removed him as a Director. Things got to a head when after pocketing listener donations he went on a tour of the U.S to undertake ground breaking interviews. The whole trip was spent bumming his racist room mate, speaking to a Latino chambermaid and filming himself threatening people. Those videos came back to haunt him when I sacked the cunt over the toxic content. I’ve now changed the locks at the studio and hope I never have the misfortune of running into that bellend again, unless he’s standing in front of my Range Rover
I wondered what happened while I was out of the country.
This man force fed me pork scratchings, double cream and butter. He said I’d get thin as long as I stuck to that diet, paid him a tenner each month, did 2 squats every morning and never published any photos of myself. I’m now in intensive care having my blocked arteries flushed with bleach and that cunt is refusing to take my calls. I’m not thin either
We’re after this cunt too over some of the claims he’s made. Reckons his diet of pork scratchings can solve erectile dysfunction, diabetes, blindness and world peace. Gaunt you cunt, we’ll be in touch
Don’t believe a word this shit weasel says
Jon Gaunt kicked me in the face when I asked him if he could spare some change.
I was in a children’s home with him back in 1867. He was a cunt then too.
I like Jon Gaunt. I gave him £200 once, I had to stop smoking for half an hour though to afford it.
This cunt bought some bras off me on ebay. He paid me and then wanted to send them back for a refund. When he returned them they were all stuck together and seemed to be covered in toast crumbs.
He rescued me from a bin, let me carry his equipment but never paid me enough to get my teeth fixed – what a cunt.
i luv john gunt. He telz it ow it iz. he is nit a racist, he just duz nit like certain tipes of ppl.
Mr Gaint has provlems witg spellinh on hif laptol.
He never gave me more than 5 seconds when on the radio and treated me like I was thick.
Thing is I am thick but I thought he’d put me on for at least 10 seconds.
I like coins.
He wrote a book called Undaunted which detailed childhood sexual fantasies including having sex in a children’s home as well as committing onanistic acts inside a bra.
He made his daughter proof read it.
The act of a cunt of the highest order.
The book is available at most car boot sales, jumble sales or in the free bins of charity shops. I warn you, don’t use it as lavatory paper as you will wipe more on than take off.
This CUNT came into my butchers shop, grabbed a shit ton of sausages and legged it. I couldn’t be arsed chasing him but he did shout, “hey hey hey, see ya” as he wobbled out of the doorway.
I have just woken from a coma after being asleep for 50 years and I can confirm that Jon Gaunt is the biggest cunt I know. When I was 7 years old he twatted me in the temple with his mother’s dildo. The smell is still with me as I woke up. It was like waking up on a fishing trawler.
I have been following this cunts diet and now I am in the cardiac ward after a huge heart attack. The worst thing is that they give me cereal and toast for breakfast. Are they trying to kill me? Agree? Retweet
I saw this cunt filming himself waddling up some steps. Next thing he collapses and muggins here had to call an ambulance. I put him in the recovery position but my hands kept slipping off his skin. He was so greasy and smelled like a rancid grill pan. Weirdly his pocket was full of raw bacon.
I downloaded this cunts latest podcast. Half way through, armed pleece broke in and arrested me for possessing indecent audio material.
I saw Jon Gaunt in the local supermarket around the bargain bin waiting for the shop to close so he could pick up a bargain or two. The problem was, it was 11am and he seems to be quite drunk. I asked him if he was ok and he said, “Shut up silly boy, I am going to report you to twitter”. I just laughed and walked away. Stupid cunt.
I donated £750 to this cunt in return for advertising my cooking oil brand on his rant cast. He went apeshit when I told him the tagline.
The r rrrrrrrolling
Saying twenny for twenty, pleece for police etc.
The voice of a cunt
I love him. We had some special times together.
Change the way you bum.
We had to repossess 4 luxury villas in Cyprus from him as he claimed he was too famous to pay for them.
I can confirm that Dr. Gaunt is a qualified nutritionalistic scientist of bacon and other pork products, including pork chops, pork steaks, pork swords, pork key parry and pork flavoured gin. You cunts are just jealous because you know nothing about pork.
I donated money to this cunt to have my dear beloved late mother’s name mentioned in his book. It was always her dream to have her name in a book. The book was never published but he still took my money. The good news is that he’s on his arse trying to make fat people even more unhealthy.
This cunt stopped me in the street and told me that he couldn’t get a stiffy. Not sure why.
I am a professor from the university of Clacton on Sea and I can confirm that Jon Gaunt’s diet works if you don’t follow it.
I sold him some curried sweets once. He didn’t pay me.
This CUNT ruined my band in the 80s when he promised to get us gigs. We would have been the first Asian 80s pop group.
I owned this cunt in a parliamentary committee hearing. It was all down to him being a massive crook, wasting a load of police money and selling some t-shirts off the back of it. He’s a nasty scumbag and a very big cunt
We have been trying to contact Mr Gaunt for some time regarding unpaid taxes relating to listener donations. Each time we knock on his front door nobody answers but we hear 2 sets of footsteps running up the stairs to hide. We were standing outside a few weeks ago when a man walked past saving a black bra. All very strange but he does appear to be a cunt nevertheless. We’ll be back soon for what we’re owed
Он влагалище. Очень противный человек
I had a few run ins with this cunt during the handover when our breakfast show finished on talkSPORT. His voice was so high pitched it used to trigger one of my migraines and I’d need a lie down in the Travelodge. He was despised by everybody in that building. I still hate the cunt to this day and commend him on this award
You Wernent fit to clean the spittle from my microphone, I’d stop with the accusations if I was you graham I know where all you skeleton are lurking
I thought you were too busy wanking sorry walking, Fatty?
Please take down these filthy comments at once or face the consequences, screenshots have been taken and the police have been notified, I will not put up with this nonesense a minute longer, expect a visit from the police
The police and HMRC know about you conning me anyway that that’s all I’ve said!!! The whole world should know about your conning tricks
Are you still alive, how’s the ex wife doing lol
You really wanna discuss wives?
Yes I’m still alive waiting for you to visit me with your strong words yet limp actions! No wonder Olive went elsewhere because she wanted a real man not some fat cunt who cons his nearest and dearest!
She ran off with your brother or was it your best mate can’t quite recall probably both, have my mates on the alagarve been in touch yet they’re coming to pay you a visit little boy
What’s Olive doing today Jongle? Is she really at work or having her insides prodded by Lincoln?
Well since you’ve become cock dead, as well as brain dead, she’s a woman with needs.
So first it was ‘mates’ near Malaga now it’s ‘mates’ in the Algrave (yes that’s how you spell it). Let’s be honest you don’t have any mates and anyhow why don’t you pop over for a chat? Oh and by the way I don’t have a brother yet if I did I would have treated him far better than what you did with yours!! #ConMan
I’m sure Marrrrrrrrrrtin will help you.
We will not tolerate this either. Jon is one of our best customers and purchases at least 3 new bras a week. Please leave him alone
Yeah, leave my brother alone and do what he says. He told me to go into business with him and that turned out to be the best decision I ever…… Oh, hang on, no, that was actually the worst bit of advice ever as the company was slated in the press and dissolved shortly afterwards. As you were
This cunt never paid me for the last few months I worked for him!
Yes. He is a cunt.
And not to forget the time he thought he’d found a member of talkforums phone number, and then actually phoned it on Xmas day,only to get through to that members elderly mother, who he then threatened anyway, that he was coming round with a van full of heavies.
A massive cunt only barely covers him.
It was him just pretending to be a random old bag.
I think he’s a nasty piece of work and karma is catching up with you.I will leave that there Jonathan and I await the pleece knock at my door but we all know it’s the usual empty threat Jonathan
You fucking vile no mark
Please stop calling us, you cunt of a snowflake
You might think of me as a vile no mark but you are romping the league in a packed field of cunts.
When you need advice on being seen as a joke and a cunt by your peers you will ask but until then pipe down fatty and keep shoving the Scratchings up your ricker.
If you’ve got kids tell them your a cunt,demonstrate your a cunt and hey hey don’t forget to show them your beating Jimmy Saville and Tony Blair in the league of cunts
Jon Gaunt is such a cunt he’s even beating Jimmy Savile and Tony Blair in the cunt stakes. UN-BELL-EEEEEEV-AHHHHHH-BULL.
hows the wife’s job? It would be an awful shame if I emailed them your comments in fact I think I will be doing that very thing, who’s talking now
Hi Jon, Whatever our employees husband gets up to is none of our concern.
BTW – having seen your comments on here, we think you’re a cunt too.
We look forward to getting your email and printing it out as we have run out of bog paper in the staff toilets..
You don’t know my wife you scumbag.
You’ve just proved that you are a super cunt.
What abaht frrrrrrrrrree speech Fatty?
Jon is very scared of me and my piano fingers. I can do as i please as he is a cunty coward
It’s the tickling fingers of that Olive-aries, Lincoln.
Jon Gaunt is the sort of man to come onto a page calling him a cunt to make threats and generally act like a cunt.
Ergo, Jon Gaunt is a cunt.
Reported to the police
Don’t you mean the Pleece?
We shall see who is laughing after you are daelt with you vile twat.
Your entire carrrrrreer downfall has been a comedy all of it’s own you failure
Gotta love all this free speech eh jon?
Keep this up. The more attention he gets the less focus there is on me in the cunt rankings
If you’ve got kids, give ’em a kick, give ’em a smack, and hey hey hey, don’t forget to tell ’em you are a cunt!
Oh Jon, no wonder I get my sausage now from Aubrey Allen and Lincoln!
You are a vile cunt Gaunt after what you said about my daughter.
I did not say anything about your daughter. You may want to retract your statement if you are accusing me of something I didn’t do.
Oh dear Jon. Think carefully. We’ve all seen the screenshot showing exactly what you said
Now then, now then, now then. Owzabout that, young Jonny from Coventry has fixed it for me to have a little break from Satan sticking his pitchfork in my ringer because as it ‘appens he’s ranked as a bigger cunt than me, goodness gracious, that is quite some achievement young Jonny.
Thanks for voting Guys and Gals.
Gaunt is a man with such a lack of self awareness he doesn’t realise by posting here he’s causing himself more problems than before.
Again, the act of a supreme cunt.
I died just to get rid of the little cunt
Даже я смущен, что он работает на меня. Он на самом деле пизда.
We are seeing numbers of Double Cream in the wild slumping to a record low. Please reduce your consumption or we shall lose them forever. Think once, think twice. Think don’t swill double cream from the tub.
Thank fuck he was only here a few days. An utter cunt of the first order. Made the other ‘housemates’ here seem like St.Paul’s choristers. No wonder his dad took to drrrrrink.
How are you doing Jon. Ignore these idiots. I tried to call you the other day but your phone was off. You suggested we went on a lads night out in Bradford. Are you still up for it? I’ll be tooled up.
A man so busy (he claims) either walking working or wanking and he’s in here doing his usual “police informed” schtick.
What a cunt.
What a scrounging cunt. He’s always on about getting donations. Don’t he realise I already gave my donation to Olive?
I have spoken to the police and I can assurw you that people will be getting visits. I will not take this libelous abuse any more. Remove this page and these posts at once.
Fuck off you fat Nazi
How’s the Diamond White today Fatty?
Host, Gaunt has threatened to have loads of sites closed down over the years, all still going strong. His police threats are legendary and all in his head as are his legal team.
Jonnay Gauntay is a bigger cunt than me!
This website has been reported to the police and I have emailed the host to have this vile abuse removed. I have also taken screenshiots and have lodged them with my solicitor. You have one chance to remove this content before I instruct my legal tea, to take action.
Yes your threat towards me has once again been recorded for any future contact by law enforcement officers. Have a good day!!
Shut up you silly little boy. How is the HMRC investigation going? Give your brother my best regards. He did your ex wife a favour.
Thought you were working Fat Boy.
Do you want to know the truth!!? I actually walked out on my ex-wife and just fed you a BS story to stop you from constantly begging me for money yet you still believe it to this day!! Haha you see Jon you aren’t the only one who creates bullshit to get their own way!! Have a nice day you financially ruined cunt
Where’s he getting £3,000 a month from for his house in Warrrrrrwick?
you realise if YOU start abusing people, the police will just laugh at you reporting this?
Who are we kidding, you havent reported anything to the police, just more lies.
I’ve PDFed and screenshot Jon Gaunt’s posts in here if you need them in future Adam I will tweet them over to you.
Thank you mark, if you can email them to Adam.firstname.lastname@example.org I will then make a formal complaint to Warwickshire Police
Legal tea? Is that Earl Gray or Brrrrrrrrrri’sh Brrrrrreakfast?
You threatened someone with violence earlier, you thick cunt.
Thats actually illegal.
Whoop Whoop dats the sound of da pleece.
I was surprised to see someone on here refer to Jon as homophobic because I know somebody who had gay sex with him in the late seventies. He can’t be homophobic.
I hope people don’t think it was me loaf face? I do know who it was that he bummed though.
What’s in the drawer mike you drunk silly fool
Do you honestly think that’s really Pisspot?
You’ve just rrrrrrrrrreally proved your Cuntism.
Jesus Wept!! You really think that’s Mike Porky Parry??? Braaaavo, You really are a Cunt Gaunt 😂😂😂
Be careful mike iv screenshot that post and will be forwarding it on to your bosses at talkradio, it’ll give them another excuse get shut of you like they did at talksport, for being a degenerate drunk
This can’t really be Gaunty? There is no way he would be replying to an imaginary Mike Parry!
Just a few thigs Gunt you stupid prick. 1) Mike’s on talksport not talkradio. 2) talksport did not get rid of him, pretty sure they got shot of YOU knobhead. 3) IT’S NOT MIKE PORKY PARRY YOU NUMBNUTS. Neither he nor Mike Graham give the tiniest shit about you you total non-entity. When your name is mentioned they laugh at you along with the rest of us
Can this fat cunt stop reporting nonsense like this to us, we are aware a lot of people think you are a massive cunt, Mr Gaunt.
That is not illegal. You ARE a massive cunt, it is not against the law to express correct viewpoints.
It is illegal to threaten to send the boys round unless you are the Pleece though. Our boys are coming round to pay you a visit now.
Can anyone recommend the best wash cycle to remove jizz?
Gaunty, I would suggest you stop threatening my mates or I will spill the beans about what you were caught doing boxing night in the Wheatsheaf!
Do you really want to do that? Would you like me to spill the beans about what you got up to at Ascot all those years ago? Your wife would not be very happy
I just got Jills number. Do you really want me to send the text?
you really are the thickest cunt in the world. No one can be this stupid. It must be a joke.
I just stumbled on this page via Twitter. I used to be his landlord when he lived in Leamington Spa. He tried to take me to court when I refused to give him back his deposit when he moved out. The reason I refused was because they left my house in such a state I had to spend a fortune to be able to rent the house out again. The oven was black with grease, I had to replace it, the newly decorated walls were were full of greasy hand prints, the upstairs toilet was cracked and leaking and they left lots of junk in the loft which I had to pay to be removed. The deposit did not cover my costs.
Liar, please remove this comment at once, I moved out because you pushed the rent up and wouldn’t fix things that went wrong, in a better house now anyway, retract your allegations Clive
I suppose leaving junk in the loft is better than leaving junk in a bra.
I ate Pork Scrrrrratchings and Double Crrrrrrream for six months, and now my pancreas has packed up!
Fuck me, I thought I was a cunt, but this cunt takes the schnitzel.
Please tell this fat simpleton to stop whining.
We don’t get involved in libel.
It’s a civil matter, and not one we’re interested in.
Please stop calling us, fatty.
Please can people stop abusing my family, you may not like me but my family is out of bounds, the things iv read today are vile beyond belief, ex colleagues joining in is the last straw, admin please delete these comments or you will face
serious repercussions in the long run, leave my family out of this, mark budgeon or shall I call you Pete Thomas you really are being very silly, all your comments been handed to the police this evening and statment given
You are obsessed man. Get a job. I hear Warwick Tesco Local are after a cleaner.
What about my family who lost £1000 because of you!! I’m sure that others would defend me when I say that up until today I have always disagreed with bringing members of family into it but you started this Jon and my family had to unaccount £1000 because of you!! Pay me back and I will never mention your name again but you called out the wrong person when you called me an idiot for telling the truth. Anyway money please NOW
Please desist from being nasty to Jon. He is one of our most avid users and his dad was a top cropper.
You know what lads. I’m sorry. I’ve been a massive cunt. I realise and accept that I’ve behaved terribly. I’ve bullied and threatened you all for years and what gets to me the most is that you know my threats mean nothing because I’ve cried wolf too many times. I’ve never been able to accept criticism so when I constantly read you all reminding me that all of my business ventures have been a disaster it hurts almost as much as when Keith Vaz humiliated me. My diet plan only has 200 members which barely covers the monthly outlay of it all and it was lies when I said I’d have to limit subscriber numbers due to high demand. You’ve already spotted from my photos that I’m putting weight back on and the walking videos are encouraging ridicule rather than motivating people to exercise. I know I’m my own worst enemy and that my attitude and ego are what’s lost me what was once a promising a media career. So please my friends forgive me. I beg you. I will return the Route 66 donations, stop begging on podcasts and issue Adam his invoice immediately. I’ll stop name calling, stop threatening you with legal or police action and most importantly I’ll grow up and stop acting like a playground bully. So raise a pint of double cream with me and let’s toast to new beginnings as I stop being a cunt xxx
Please stop jizzulating in me.
Too late for a invoice I want my fucking money back in full!!
I’m dead and even I think you’re a cunt. Good luck reporting me to the Pleese x
Holy fuck! I thought I was a cunt but I’ve got nothing on this specimen
Effing hell. I thought I was a cunt but this fella……
Blimey, I’d rather dump out of Europe immediately with no deal than hear you on the airwaves again.
I’ve got more listeners in my studio than you have podcast downloads.
Give it up fatty, I rule the 10-1 slot now.
You are a no mark O’brien. You are not fit to wipe the spittle of my microphone.
I have 3 Sony awards and you wish you had half my talent.
I listened to your show and you simply copy my podcasts but with more project doom.
Keep writing your own emails and text messages. You couldn’t get a call if you worked for the Samaritans and had that no mark what’s his name Iain Lee calling in everyday as he is another snowflake
If talent is rabble rousing for Tommy Rrrrrrrrrobinson….
Anyone had the Pleece around yet? No, me either. Whereas dull as fuck cunt Gaunt threatened Adam on here for everyone to see! Fucking numbnuts. Piss off and wank into a braaa you toxic tosspot.
If this really is Gunt you are thicker than the jizz in your Stepmum’s bra you fat fuck. To wit-would Messrs Beecroft, Graham, Parry, Brazil and even O’Brien waste their time on a washed-up old has-been like you you fat cunt? In your bra-filled dreams cunto
I can tie my laces
I’m the grrrrrrrreatest brrrrrrrrracaster in Brrrrrrrrri’un!
I’m Jon Gaunt and so is my mother
What do you think of supertramp?
My diabeeetissss has gone, through the simple act of eating crrrrrrream and Pork Scrrrrratchings, drinking rrrrred wine and being a fat lazy failure.
I am simply the best and most successful fat man in Warwickshire. Fuck all you h8rz.
Oh ar, old Gaunty makes me look like a respectable business man. Oh arrrr!
Thankfully I used to work nights so mostly avoided Gaunt’s antics at talkSPORT but there were many rumours about his lewd and inappropriate behaviour towards colleagues. Once during an ad break he apparently asked Ian Abrahams to take his bra off so that he could unload into it while the news and sport was on. His pigeon hole was strangely always full of deliveries from Contessa. Not sure why. Anyway, he’s undoubtedly a cunt and I applaud all your work in highlighting it
We’ve got all the evidence we need and we’re coming for you Jon. It won’t be long until you’re forced into making a full apology and retraction about the wonders and miracles that your diet plan offers
King 🤴 Cunt. Jon is a bitter twisted old man 👴 who has been sent to Coventry in acclaim for his cuntishness. Hated by every colleague he ever worked for he now spends his life forging on beef briskets and double cream while he sells his soul to the Russians. Known to mock mental health issues this man is the archetypal cunt.
John joined our organisation to get help for his bra wanking endeavours but the members kicked him out for being a class A cunt.
This man took away my title of King Cunt.
I am a dietician who lives up the road from Jon. We sat down one day over a packet of pork scratchings and I told him he was a fat cunt. He agreed. I then told him he could lose that weight by eating more pork scratchings with a dollop of cream and lots of British Fry Ups. I was talking the piss but Jon believed me and now has his own diet which kills everyone who goes on it
I am the person that got this cunt sacked from talk sport called me a health nazi now wants sugar and Coca Cola banned cuntymaccuntface
If you think I’m toxic you should meet Jonathan C Gaunt. He claims the C stands for Charles but I suspect it’s actually cunt
Jon and I have lots in common, we are both fat bastards, we both harbour a desire to kick people out of the country and we both suffer delusions of grandeur.
Where we differ is that I only achieved the self appointed title of “King of Scotland” whereas Jon has been voted by his peers as “King of the Cunts”
Well done Jon, You beat me, you’re a winner! I will be ordering my country to send you a few containers full of bananas in celebration, just like I offered it to your country in the 1970’s and believe me, after Brexit you’re gonna need them.
He used to call me blind on talksport, repeatedly squeaking “Shami shami shami” in a stupid playground child voice, then came crawling over to me to head up his tribunal against his sacking. naturally when that failed like everything else he has a hand in, suntalk fucked him off in a matter of hours, and I thanked God that I was done with having to deal with the imbecile.
Mr Gaunt, you recently made a bulk order with our sales department. Unfortunately your Bank of Moscow debit card declined and we have been unable to contact you to arrange a different method of payment. Since taking receipt of our product you have however engaged in a targeted campaign to discredit us & other sugar manufacturers by repeatedly stating our produce is more addictive than cocaine. We suggest you retract these comments like you did with your criticism of Weetabix (once you realised you were talking rubbish). Our global turnover is in the billions which puts your 2 grand income per month from your ridiculous diet in the shade and we are not afraid to use our financial power to sue your ass into the stone age. Now that your lawyer friend has distanced himself from your activities it might be difficult for you to challenge us. So pay up you fat crook and remember it wasn’t our product that made you obese, it was shovelling a load of shit down your throat for 60 years that did. You massive cunt
I could shout out of my bathroom window and achieve higher listener figures than Jon Gaunt. Despised and ridiculed in equal measure throughout the radio world. Came sniffing round LBC for a job earlier in the year and was laughed out of the building by a member of junior management who drew the short straw to see him. Never before has such a fall from grace been so amusing and all his own doing. Still, there’s always the Russians
I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry.
Moz. Fuck auto spellcheck.
He was a cunt on Countdown too, so much so we were going to rename the show Cuntdown.
I may be a dog, but I can safely say Gaunt is a cunt. My owner is blind, but even he is can see it.
I once pissed up his leg when he was acting thr twat “when I need tips on using the toilet, I’ll ask!” He responded. So I shat on the wheel of his Jaguar.
He thinks he’s friends with Sean, my owner, but if he had his way he’d shit on his car too.
I’d like to dedicate my recent radio award to Jon Gaunt; this is to show how times have moved on – cunts no longer get away with winning these prestigious awards.
We all had a talk about past winners backstage, someone mentioned Gaunt and we all rolled about pissing ourselves with laughter… then someone mentioned he now runs a diet site and we could barely catch out breath.
Thanks for the good times big boy (you’re still huge btw) .
Thanks for keeping us in business
I used to work at “footballers mansion” doing lots of odd jobs for Jon. It was my first job coming to England.
Jon treat me bad and pay me bad as well. He shout when I not do more than I should. Jon would drinking beer all day and his wife would be helping local butcher prepare his meat.
I not like to work for horrible man like him again. I bury 8 packs of fresh prawns under his bedroom floor when he I laid oak flooring for him, room smelt like a fish market until he got evicted.
Any chance we can have those 2 awards back you thieving cunt?
Jon helped me out a lot by drumming up support for me to murder thousands of innocent women and children in the Iraq War “bomb them back to the stone age” was his favourite war cry. He is an excellent armchair general.
If I hadn’t lost the election, I’d have awarded him an MBE (Masturbating in Bras Expert) for his services. The man is a true Patriot.
We spunked a load of money up the wall on this cunt. Made out he could offer us professional PR advice but all it did was damage our reputation, see an officer end up in prison and leave us with a shit load of negative press. Gaunt’s involvement was a disaster as has been well publicised in the media and he was a car crash when grilled about it all by Keith Vaz in the select committee hearing. Kept getting his answers all mixed up and it was clear he was lying about it all. Still, he sold a few extra
t-shirts out of it but I hear his brother hasn’t spoken to him since because the whole thing with Gaunt at the helm was a complete and utter wreck. The t-shirt and PR companies were both dissolved shortly after Keith Vaz ripped Gaunt a new bumhole. Steer clear of this crook
All this abuse is very unfair. Jon is actually a really great guy when you get to know him. We know him a little after he was one of the Beta testers for our new app ‘Stretch My Pic’. He seems to like it and we are particularly impressed with some of the..ahem…’weight loss’ pictures he’s achieved. Well done Jon!
All this criticism is harsh. Jon and I were lovers for a while and I know from first hand experience that he is a tender, caring man. Please give him a break. He’s just trying to make a living ripping people off and spending other people’s money to benefit himself. I’ll never forget the time he jizzed on my face in a motel room just off Route 66. He was very pent up and aggressive that day. He’d just recorded a video of himself threatening an autistic man with violence and when he couldn’t find a bra to unload into I offered my face and mouth instead. Hmm, happy days.
I been running same shop many many years. Never had bad Customer like Jon before. He used to come to shop asking me for free stuff every day saying he would give me free mention on TalkSport. I told him I sell enough newspapers already!
He used to drive to my shop even though he lived across road. He called me “illegal” instead of my Mr Patel.
His daily beer and cider order kept me in business so when he moved I closed shop. But I rather close than serve that fat cunt again.
Just a note to say whenever I see Jon which is most nights he seems to be not as bigger cunt as he is on his podcast or Twitter account. When I pick up O**** he comes to the door in a food stained top (circa 1980) and waves his other half goodbye. Looking very dejected and sad.
I provide the piano lessons by the way that’s all. When I drop O**** off which is usually about 1.30am I can see Jon sat in his underwear through the window. The other night O**** forgot her keys and we had to knock on the door, a silhouette of a rather fat man came to the door window, the door opened and to my astonishment JG was stood there with a pair of M&S Y Fronts on and hanging from them was a white rather grubby looking bra. He then went into a tirade about the time of night and when he needs piano lessons he’ll ask, also started squealing at me in a high pitched whine …. bloody foreigners coming over here stealing British pianists jobs. I said my goodbyes to O**** and quickly made my escape, as I drove home I could still smell the intoxicating odour of strong white cider in the car, JG had obviously been drinking heavily and judging by the state of the bra he’d been having some relaxing Gentleman’s time as well. I too have come to the conclusion that Jon is the Archbishop of Cuntery.
All the best,
I’m surprised at a couple of things:
1. Jon promised this website was going to be closed down, yet it appears to still be operating. Aren’t the police doing their job?
2. Jon is alleged to be wearing M&S underwear, however Jon and the rest of his loyal followers are currently boycotting this company, as is obvious to any scabs who have visited one of their stores recently. When Jon says go #gauntysgang spring into action.
I have seen my family wiped out because of this cunt, now that he’s claimed Pork Scratchings are the new superfood nowhere is safe.
I thought Jon was OK when he was giving me a platform on his “Rrrrrradio show” but since I’ve been in prison he’s stolen my act. I’ve also put on a few pounds and could do with losing weight, but I can’t join his diet plan as I’m forbidden from eating Pork Scratchings. Devising a diet that excludes Jews and Muslims is a cunt’s trick and no mistake.
You forgot how he rages about snowflakes whilst reacting to every put down of or criticism of him or his views with explosive rage and even threats.
He also bangs on about free speech whilst threating legal action to shut up anyone who disagrees with him
He is a total hypocritical cunt.
This cunt is sucking Putin’s cock
How dare you? Plllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeece
Jon Gaunt: Hello and welcome to my podcast…er…I mean rrrrrrrrrrrrrrradio show. Blah blah blah immigrants, Muslims, libtards and bloody Sadiq Khan blah blahb blah blah Tommy Robinson is great blah blah blah the feral the feckless and the long term useless blah blah blah as much as use as a chocolate firegaurd blah blah blah blah! Ok let’s take our first caller of about 5 who can be bothered to phone in. Hello caller what’s on your mind?
Caller: You talk a load of rubbish Jon!
Jon Gaunt: WHAT HOW DARE YOU? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETRACT RRRRRRRRRRETRACT OF FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! YOU’LL BE GETTING A VISTITS FROM MY MATES ON THE ALGARVE SOON AND MAKE NO MISTAKE LITTLE BOY!
Caller: You talking a load of shite Jon!
Jon Gaunt: Right that’s it I shall not take this anymore. I have recorded this phone conversation and the pleeeeeeeeeeeeeece have been notified! The pleeeeeeeeeece!!!!!
Caller hangs up
Jon Gaunt: Ha ha ha he hung up….snowflake!!!
I do not want to give my real name but a while ago Jon Gaunt asked me to invest £10000 in his new online radio venture and promised me shares in his new company because he had some big sponsors interested. This was way before martin was involved. I gave him ten grand and he kept stalling me with the shares. I was stupid and naive but I trusted him. I had listened to him for years and thought he was a good guy. I should have asked about the company but it turned out that there way no company. I am now ten grand out of pocket and when I contact him asking for my money back he threatens me with legal action for lying. I was stupid and gave him cash. In hindsight he didnt want the taxman to know and planned to just pocket my money. I am only saying this because he is a lying bastard and conned me out of hard earned cash.
Given the fact that dead people have been replying on here there is no way of knowing whether this comment above is true or not so these are general points that would apply
IF you gave anyone £10,000 and can show that through your bank statement and you didn’t get what you were promised, then that could well be a matter for the police.
The other alternative is to go to a small claims court which has a limit of £10,000 – it will cost you £410 to do this if you pay the court fee online.
The burden of proof on you is far less than a legal court and is based on what is “likely” is it likely that you just gave someone £10,000 for absolutely nothing? I can’t see any small claims court thinking that is a likely scenario.
They will have to go into small claims court and explain to them why they took money from you and gave you nothing in return and that you agreed to that, that will be extremely difficult for them to show because the mere fact that you are taking them to court is pretty much all the proof you need that you didn’t agree to giving them money for nothing.
If they choose not to respond to you, and go to court then automatically a judgement is made in your favour.
Whoever posted this would probably be too scared to challenge Gaunt on this thinking that Gaunt will have more cash to spend on any legal case. I would suggest, if Anon has a paper trail, he should pursue this as the law would be on his side. Open and shut case.
In retrospect, if I ever had this wobbling lump of pork-DNA infused shite in my court, I’d throw the book at him. Agree?
Someone just sent me this link and apart from the joke posts most are pretty close. I worked on the Jon Gaunt show when I worked at a certain radio station. I used to answer the phones. I can confirm that the people in the gallery would troll him via text and anonymous emails. I sent quite a few myself and used to have the gallery in stitches listening to his on air reaction. The people that got stuck with the 10-1 slot fucking hated him after a while. Consonantly spitting his dummy out and bitching about callers. H&J could not come soon enough. To be fair Sean (producer / man with dog) was always the ultimate professional and quite often would tell us to pack it in and he used to ask why we were chuckling in the background. He knew that everyone hated Gaunt but to be fair to him he never said a bad word against him despite getting constantly bollocked by Gaunt, usually for using the dump button. Sean was ultimately responsible for the output so fair play to him.
Jon Gaunt once punched a homeless man in the face.
I signed up to Simpleasfat as I’d put on a bit of timber around my waist recently. After going through the initial keto flu, things got much better, and I really started to get the same benefits as Jon;
Within two weeks my daughter moved counties to get away from me
By week three my local binman sacked me from my own business
Then by week four my wife had became obsessed with having private piano lessons, despite us not owning a piano, she spent an awfully long time just going through the motions with her equally as keen teacher in our bedroom
So, don’t judge this diet before you try it – you too can be like John, just pay £9.99 to his PayPal; Jonsisleofmanaccount@paypal.com.
Word of caution though, don’t ask for a receipt otherwise he’ll call you all sorts of profanities and block all forms of communication.
Overall I highly recommend it.
Jon Gaunt is a man of his word, I’ve just lent him £3.5k I don’t need a receipt. He’s a man of his word. I know I’ll get it back, you see he’s a man of his word.
I can confirm Jon is a man of his word Mr McKenzie, I’m in partnership with him, 50/50 He gets the rights to the Diet and I take the photos. He’s a man of his word.
I lent the fat cunt the best part of £300k and I’ll never see it again. I warn anyone not to deal with this freeloading cockwomble. If they already have then tough shit, he owns fuck all, just rents everything. He’s a modern day Dick Turpin, only difference Dick had a good looking missus.
I had the unfortunate job of changing John’s tyres years ago, amazingly the Jaguar was only around 6 month’s old but it needed a full set of new tyres. I laughed and said “I wonder why…” – he didn’t like that (he didn’t have the bottle to say nowt but started a little sulk).
I only found this after reading some crap he’s been posting on Twitter about Jeremy Corbyn, I knew he’d gone downhill but didn’t realise to what extent… 😂.
Anyway, doubt I’ll see him again as my garage is pretty expensive, so we’re out of his price range now. Also, he didn’t like us refusing a freebie for a mention on radio.
John, if you’re reading this we generally deal with high-end cars and wealthy clients, so, next time you’re passing, don’t bother stopping.
I lost all my love for the media industry, people thought I’d gone mad, some people thought it was drugs, others thought I’d lost my voice etc etc.
The real reason is this Gaunty cunt, I met him once at an awards ceremony and I vowed from that day I never want to come face to face with such vile, cretinous beings as that lump of turd ever again. Now he’s cap-in-hand and unemployable I might just make a comeback.
To the tune of Sloop John B:
Gaunty had a dream,
A racist radio stream.
With Tommy Robinson always there on speed-dial.
It all turned to cack.
And Lisa likes black.
Tink-er-lin’ Lincoln, is fucking your wife.
Jon Gaunt once asked me if I wanted to see some puppies. I actually wanted the bag of sweets he was holding.
None of you wankers are fit to lick the peanuts, shit and spittle from under my helmet. Fuck off
I think Jon Gaunt is a fat gay cunt!
Gay only for rubles
Did I ever mention that I was best mates with Simon Le Bon? Ironically I cannot get a Lob On these days. I was responsible for his success and his band Spandau Ballet. I gave them their first gig in the club that I used to run which went under when I was bankrupt.
I ma y hav gad a drink but i wilk rtake the fifing lot of you. cuntd
Not drunk enough to not be able to call the pleece?
I had the misfortune of meeting Jon Gaunt today at the House of Commons. I would just like to distance myself from the unhealthy eating habits he was promoting today.
He once touched me on the vagina.
Ah ken whit ye mean hen, he once went doon on me an’ it was heaven when he started rolling his RRRRR’s.
I’ve seen this bloke claiming online that he only drinks expensive red wine but let me tell you otherwise. He’s in our shop at least 4 times a week and his basket is always full with White Lightning, blue WKD, kiwi 20/20 and Special Brew. A light drinker he is not. Often smells of booze and has been known to get a bit gobby if we don’t offer him any discount on account of him apparently being a local celebrity. He asked my colleague Imran for credit a few weeks ago because he left his wallet at home and when Imran said no a massive, vile tirade was launched at him. This man is undoubtedly a cunt and I’ll let him know next time he pops in
Every sinke post on this pafe ghas been screenshotted and sent to Warwickshitre Police. Retract and remove this now or face the consquences.
Wow, und ich dachte, ich wäre eine Fotze
Can someone get this cunt to raise his prices again because his sale is going to outlast ours at this rate
I have tracked some of you trolls down. I know your names and where you live.
Cease and desist posting you poison and lies or I shall call the pleece. Agree?
My wife is nit fat she is big boned. She mentioned something about being boned. I could nit catch it all because the piano was deafening me.
He’s making me seem like a human being!
We got you motherfucker
I’ve left him. Enough was enough. Sending me out to work 7 days a week while he sat at home exciting hatred against the country he once claimed to love. It was his angry outbursts and unpredictability that first caused me to seek solace in the arms of another man and now he thinks he’s become a diet expert he’s just too difficult to live with. I can’t take anymore.
I’d leave him too but daddy has principles.
Blimey what a cunt. This twat pissed up a top job on talksport, spends his time going on the internet to see if people slag him off and then says he’s going to report them to the police (er, it’s civil not criminal) sets up an internet talksite that only 129 listen to (and 122 of those are the piss takers on Talkforum) and then people call me a fuckwit.