Rupert Murdoch kissing Jerry Hall

Rupert Murdoch

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Here’s another nomination of a classic cunt who, surprisingly, wasn’t already featured in the All Time Cunto Rankings. Anyway, he’s here now, so rank him,

Cunt: Rupert Murdoch

Title: Reptile Fascist Cunt

Nominated by: Rob Sketchy from Australia

In Cunto Deck?: Yes (2018 edition).

Cunto Cards 2018

Rob says:

“The Tories, Fox News, The latest Australian political bullshit, Trump. Oh and he’s having Mick Jagger’s slops…”

Rupert Murdoch kissing Jerry Hall
That’s not nice

Our Own Research

As Rob says, Murdoch is an experienced right-wing maximum hate-cunt but the weirdest thing of all is the Jerry Hall thing.

Hall is getting a little croaky, but she’s still ball-park hot. You know, for a granny.

She used to ride with rock stars so it’s quite a downwards bump to hitch her wagon to this old lizard. So why IS she with Murdoch? I guess this is the ultimate proof that money is an aphrodisiac.

The rest of the stuff is stuff you know about already: he helped Trump’s election program and oversaw an empire which happily phone-hacked the innocent.

The prosecution:

  • Nasty old fascist
  • Helped get Trump elected
  • Made football shite
  • Phone hacking

The defence:

  • Can’t think of one right now.

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8 Comments

  1. AW… that is my own dear cunty partner… Sketchy, calling it like it is.

    Rating: 5.0/5. From 2 votes.
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  2. I agree with my beloved Sketchy on this one…

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  3. You can’t think of a defence because there is no defence. Lizardy cunt of the highest order. Deserves a long and painful journey to suck Satan’s balls.

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  4. oh yes if ever there was a CUNT this is a rolled gold plated one. My only hope is that he does not live as long as his quite lovely mother did (101 if memory serves me). She must have been so bitterly heart broken that a cunt like this emanated from hers.

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  5. Yep, this cunt needs to repay the money he gets from aussie tax payers and the ATO needs to reimburse payers. Massive cunt on cunt scale.

    Rating: 5.0/5. From 3 votes.
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  6. I hope this old billionaire cunt catches Covid-19 virus, dies and Jerry Hall gets Fuck All:>)

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  7. Is there a more abject, irredeemably worthless piece of human garbage in this world than Donald Trump? Yes. His name is Rupert Murdoch. Looks like Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and is basically cancer in human form. Same goes for little Lachlan.

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  8. There are no words that can describe what a detestable human being Rupert is. Have you ever noticed that all the really dangerous cunts are on the right side of politics ? The left has loopy loopy types but the right….. oh no that’s where you will find the truly despicable lizards. Rupert will probably want to be buried back in OZ and I hope he is so I can go and desecrate his grave.

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