We’ve had a Cunto nomination come in from Michael. Unusually, this one is a double-header.
Name: Ant & Dec
Title: Double Cuntos.
Nominated by: Micahel Crane from Lincoln
In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet
“A pair of talentless cunts that bore the shit out of people. They might be redeemed via PJ and Duncan but I don’t think it’s good enough.
So, Ant and Dec, get ready to tumble.”
Most of our Cuntos are singles but Ant and Dec are, like the Holy Trinity, indivisible-yet-separate, unified-and-omnipotent, like a doulbe-headed God of British television. But are they Cuntos? Or are THEY (as one) a Cunto?
We look at the evidence:
- Always pished (well, one of them anyway)
- Responsible for Susan Boyle
- Presented every single light-entertainment show on UK television between 2004 and 2018. Give someone else a go, you greedy cunts.
- Responsible for Saturday Night Takeaway. We’ve never seen it but it looks like a cuntfest.
The Defence Case:
- They used to be kind of funny.
- They are proper mates, like.
- They are Geordies and, generally speaking, Geordies are all right.
- ‘Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble’
Leave your own arguments in the comments below and be sure to rate Ant & Dec using the stars…