The swirly-bellied ‘entertainer’ has done it again, seeing off sexual abusers and destroyers-of-all-humanity into second and third place. Nice work, …
Paul Golding
We’ve had a Cunto nomination come in from Gammon. Name: Paul Golding Title: Racist Jail loving Bigot Cunt. Nominated by: …
Uri Geller v Dappy
The nineteen seventies were so devoid of entertainment that Uri Geller became famous by doing a stupid trick with a …
Josef Stalin, Cyril Smith, Big Bird
To be honest, it would be a surprise if a genocidal dictator and a horrific sex predator could be beaten …
Albert Einstein and The Origin Of The Universe of Cunts
After Diane Abbot last week, let’s get someone brainy to answer the collective noun issue. Why? It’s your old pal: …
Jeremy Corbyn
Saviour of the left? Or just a cunt? You decide….
Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
It’s a vintage week for monstrous male ultra-cunts from the South of England who, if you put them in a …
Prince Harry
Career highlights include dressing up as a nazi, killing Talibans and marrying a septic. Whether you’re a royalist or a …
Norman Tebbit v A Dalek
Tebbit: “Get On Your Bike” Dalek: “Exterminate” Both: [Exact same tone of voice]. But, crucially, when it comes down to …
Pizza Threat
Don’t take our 2-4-1 pizza deals away, you patronising cancerous arse polyps.