World Cup of Cunts 2018

World Cup of Cunts

With the FIFA World Cup reaching the knockout stages today, it’s time to launch our own World Cup of Cuntos.

Who is the Cunt of the World Cup? Let’s find out. We will be running votes every day until the final and then we will send the World Cup of Cunts to the winner. This will pretty much be some plastic replica thing with the word CUNTO scrawled on it in permanent marker.

world cup of cunts 2018
last sixteen

The quarter final ties are as follows:

Mark Lawrenson v Diego Maradona

Cristiano Ronaldo v Alan Shearer

Neymar v Phil Neville

VAR v Vuvuzela

Danny Murphy v Lionel Messi

Loachim Low v Jesse Lingard

Roy Keane v Robbie Fucking Williams

Glenn Hoddle v Vladimir Putin

 

The first vote is up and running at Twitter: It’s Mark Lawrenson, the world’s grumpiest cunt versus smack-head extraordinaire Diego Maradona. Who’s the cunt? Vote here and whoever wins will be facing either Cristiano Ronaldo or Alan Shearer in the Quarter final.

None of the quarter-finalists are featured in the 2018 Cunto Cards but I might put the winner in the 2019 deck.

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