Donald Trump Cunto

Donald Trump

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Nominated by: Cunto

In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018

Donald Trump Cunto
World’s most powerful wankbag

An obvious choice, although a hero to many, Trump’s daily routine is Cunt Prime. First he winds up the entire world before breakfast, all from his own bog seat. Before lunch he cruises across shit-swamps of his own creation by simply flapping his face at the critics and somehow generating enough lift to remain airborne. Then golf. Then dinner. Then a crafty wee wank. Then bed.

Key quote: “This shit is easy!”

Rating: 4.4/5. From 21 votes.
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3 Comments

  1. Sure fire top notch cunt

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  2. Uber cunt

    Rating: 4.0/5. From 1 vote.
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  3. Election-rigging wife-cheating shit-businessman reality-star Russian spy cunt with a long history of cuntage towards women. Key player in the Obama birth certificate cuntery. All the work done by the Seps in “winning” the Cold War undone in a few months by this massive turmeric-stained cunt who wasn’t smart enough to keep his overfed arse out of range of Putin’s intercontinental ballistic cock.

    Cunt of the Decade.

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