And now: another Cunto where we were surprised he wasn’t already on the Cunto all-time list. Vote him up or down as you prefer…
Cunt: Noel Edmonds
Title: Mister Cunty
Nominated by: Cunto HQ
In a deck of Cunto Cards?: Yep: he’s in the 2018 deck
Here’s a short list of some of Noel Edmonds’ Cunty Crimes against public decency. I’m sure you can think of more.
- The Whirly Wheel – people literally died for entertainment. This is not the Roman Colosseum, it’s not a Victorian Bear-pit, this is the BBC during the 1980s.
- Daring to broadcast Swap Shop against Tiswas – Obviously Tiswas was great and the BBC’s offering at the time was the total opposite.
- Mister Fucking Blobby – the pink and yellow thing that destroyed the 1990s.
- Telly Addicts – Taking the piss out of actual addicts and making them appear, as entertainment, on the very medium that had ruined their lives in the first place. Cruel shit.
- Deal or No Deal – Literally stringing a guessing-the-box game out for an hour and making everyone act the cunt along the way.
You like him? You think calling him a Cunto is too much? Leave a defence for the wank in the comments below. We will strive to take them seriously. And of course you can vote either way: 5 stars for top cunt – 1 star for not a cunt at all…