Who's the worse cunt out of this pair of cunts? — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) February 23, 2019 A difficult choice. I …
Cunto Battle
Who’s the Cunt here? Notorious cutlery-ruiner Uri Fucking Geller or ‘Old School’ – (i.e. racist) comedian Jim Bowen? To be …
Alan Carr v Adolf Hitler
Who is the cunt out of this pair of utter weapons? Now, Adolf Hitler may have ordered the destruction …
Who Is Britain’s Cuntiest Robinson?
Who’s the worstcunt? Questionable freedom-fighter, man-of-the-people, trial-wrecker Tommy? Or sneering middle-class telly-twat and democracy-wrecker Tony? It can be easy to …
Cunt Battle: Owen Jones v Katie Hopkins
A battle of the rent-a-gobs. Owen Joens (on the left) says “the right is to blame for everything”. Katie Hopkins …
Wankstain Choice
Some moderate commentators would contend that this is a pair of wankstains rather than proper Cuntos but I think we …
Russell Brand v Saddam Hussein
Both inveterate enemies of the New World Order, but so far only one of them has been hanged to death. …
Putin v Zuckerberg
These two are all about wealth and control. Between the two of them, they run the world. But who is …
Johnny Cash v Madonna
Who is the Cunto in this battle? Both of these musical legends had their flaws. But, deep down, who is …
Stalin v Jeremy Hunt
Stalin wears a look of satisfaction as he ruminates of the downfall of his enemies. Hunt wears an NHS badge …