He’s so cool but also a bit of a fudd. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: it’s Johnny Depp
Taking his dog to Australia when it wasn’t allowed is a cunt move and smacks of that thought process rich people have where they assume the rules only apply to the little people.
Nicked his whole pirate schtick from Keith Richards but freely admitted so. Is it enough to make him a full-blown Cunto or just a wank?
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