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Nominated by: Cunto
In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018
An obvious choice, although a hero to many, Trump’s daily routine is Cunt Prime. First he winds up the entire world before breakfast, all from his own bog seat. Before lunch he cruises across shit-swamps of his own creation by simply flapping his face at the critics and somehow generating enough lift to remain airborne. Then golf. Then dinner. Then a crafty wee wank. Then bed.
Key quote: “This shit is easy!”
Sure fire top notch cunt
Uber cunt
Election-rigging wife-cheating shit-businessman reality-star Russian spy cunt with a long history of cuntage towards women. Key player in the Obama birth certificate cuntery. All the work done by the Seps in “winning” the Cold War undone in a few months by this massive turmeric-stained cunt who wasn’t smart enough to keep his overfed arse out of range of Putin’s intercontinental ballistic cock.
Cunt of the Decade.
Ur cunto. He shames other cunts by his remarkable cunt talent.