Nominated by: Cunto
In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018
An obvious choice, although a hero to many, Trump’s daily routine is Cunt Prime. First he winds up the entire world before breakfast, all from his own bog seat. Before lunch he cruises across shit-swamps of his own creation by simply flapping his face at the critics and somehow generating enough lift to remain airborne. Then golf. Then dinner. Then a crafty wee wank. Then bed.
Key quote: “This shit is easy!”