A super-brief Cunto nomination has appeared in the Cunto inbox, courtesy of David from Cardiff. Is he worth a cunting? …
Weekly Top 3 – No Corden. Fatty Must Be On Holiday
For the second time in three weeks, the Cunto Top 3 is empty of Corden. Cunt must be on holiday. …
Diego Maradona
We have received the first Cunto nomination for any Argentinean. Cunt: Diego Maradona Title: FIFA Marching Powder Cunt Nominated by: …
Tim Henman And The Unconvincing Fist Pump
On This Day In History: 12th July 1998 On this day, following a fourth round dismissal of Czech journeyman Petr …
Weekly Top 3 – Branson Supreme
NHS-suing wank-puppet Richard Branson is top of this week’s Cunt Chart after it was revealed that when his Virgin Health …
Ronaldo Becomes First Portuguese To Make Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
Portuguese are, in our experience, great people. They’re relaxed and like a laugh and tend not to shut hospitals, hide …
Cristiano Ronaldo
A Cunto nomination has arrived for a World Cup cunt… Name: Cristiano Ronaldo. Title: Ronalcunto. Nominated by: Adrian Watts In …
Weekly Top 3 – Bono Reclaims Supremacy
After several weeks James Corden dominatation, this week’s Top 3 Cuntos is missing the unfunny fat chancer. But Cunto fans …
Lance Armstrong
Cunto: Cheated like FUCK to win all the bikes. In Cunto Deck?: Yes: 2018 Cuntos Not Cunto: Well, everyone else …