We’ve had a Cunto nomination come in from Michael. Unusually, this one is a double-header. Name: Ant & Dec Title: …
Ricky Gervais
That fucking face and that fucking laugh. Surely these crimes are enough to earn this comedian a no-nonsense five-star Cunto …
Paul Golding
We’ve had a Cunto nomination come in from Gammon. Name: Paul Golding Title: Racist Jail loving Bigot Cunt. Nominated by: …
Jeremy Corbyn
Saviour of the left? Or just a cunt? You decide….
Prince Harry
Career highlights include dressing up as a nazi, killing Talibans and marrying a septic. Whether you’re a royalist or a …
Diane Abbot Gets Her Head Round The Concept of Collective
Most people we ask for their view on this important issue understand what the fuck we are talking about when …
Kelvin MacKenzie
Here’s the first Cunto to be nominated by one of our readers. Thanks to Jake for taking the time to …
Top 3 Of The Week: A Banker Pulls Rank
Here’s this week’s Top 3. The cunt from Barclays Bank tried to find a whistleblower, got caught and got himself …
Hitler, Skeletor, and the Archbishop of Cunterbury
Skeletor is everyone’s favourite villain but bottom line is he’s a cunto. The archbishop of Cunterbury has got his own …
Language Expert Jeremy Paxman Prognosticates on the Cunto Plural Situation
Jeremy Paxman has dealt with more cunts than is reasonable for any man to be asked to deal with. Nearly …