Here’s an unusual nomination that came in from Jake Scott in Ireland. Most of our Cunts are fascists and celebrity …
Ben Stokes
A super-brief Cunto nomination has appeared in the Cunto inbox, courtesy of David from Cardiff. Is he worth a cunting? …
Ainsley Harriot
Here’s another nomination from Rob Down Under. What the fuck do Aussies know about TV cookery cunts? Well, Rob used …
Katie Price
A new nomination puts this cunt straight into the middle of the All Time Cunto Rankings. Visit the ranking page …
The Fat Controller
Here’s one vicious bastard of a cunt. It’s the Fat Controller. The discomfort of “his” engines only brings him pleasure. …
Rupert Murdoch
Here’s another nomination of a classic cunt who, surprisingly, wasn’t already featured in the All Time Cunto Rankings. Anyway, he’s …
Jimmy Savile
I was slightly surprised when I received this nomination earlier in the week. I thought, have we not got him …
Diego Maradona
We have received the first Cunto nomination for any Argentinean. Cunt: Diego Maradona Title: FIFA Marching Powder Cunt Nominated by: …
Stephen Fry
We have received the first Cunto nomination for an game show host: Cunt: Stephen Fry Title: Bipolar Thesp Cunt Nominated …
DeadMau5
We have received the first Cunto nomination for an EDM exponent. If you’re as old as the cunt that runs …