It’s Tuesday. You’re busy, I’m busy so let’s keep today’s cunt watch nice and simple and brutally obvious. It’s old …
How Craig David Leads Youth Astray
Craig David wrote two powerful-yet-cunty pop songs in 2000 and then exploded and disappeared like a cheap instant firework. You’d …
Hitler Is A Cunto
We all know Hitler is a dickhead. But here’s some actual proof.
Theresa May And Her Stupid Opinions
The Prime Minister has no idea what she’s doing on Brexit. She can’t control her cabinet. Her trousers cost ten …
Nine Decades of Fakery
David Attenborough manipulates the animals until they tell you the story he wants you to hear. He’s just a Cunto …
A Cunt For All Seasons
Is there ANYONE who can forgive Jacob Rees-Mogg for the version of humanity he has become?
Latest Cunts
March has only just begun. Here are the cunts of the month after just three days The Weather Theresa May …
Jamie Fucking Oliver
This blubber-mouthed blabber mouth can repel animals such as toads and newts, simply by looking at them and mangling a …
Mister Blobby Makes No Apology
One of the most unrepentant Cuntos of all time.