TV trickster-joker Bob Mortimer weighs into the debate that has the world wondering, daily.

Nobody here at Cunto.org HQ has any idea what a slard is. It sounds wet. It sounds like a disgusting foodstuff from the North of England in 1871, or something from the sea. Either way, something soggy.
The collective noun for cunts is
“Bunch” as in:
Those scumbag remainers are a bunch of cunts.