Here’s this week’s Top Cunts:
Johnny Depp – Taking heat from some Harry Potter fans who think he’s a bit punchy (Depp has been cast in some Potter spin-off or other)
Kanye West – ranting like a madman for half an hour in the Oval Office. It’s literally the only way to shut Donald Trump’s mouth, but still a cunt. Slavery was a choice, don’t forget that!
Lance Armstrong – Responded to Geraint Thomas’s Tour de France trophy loss with a tweet more or less saying “Hey you can borrow one of my seven, dude”. What a prick.
G – bummer, dude. I got 7 of em if you wanna borrow one. https://t.co/K1jbDeUkx1
— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) October 10, 2018