This week’s Top 3 Cuntos. What a shit-show.
Number 3: Glenn Hoddle, fresh from his chart success with ‘Diamond Lights’, the former Spurs hero is now boring the cunt out of a nation as he strings words together with the lucidity and insight of a wooden spoon. Thanks a lot, World Cup.
Number 2: Jez Corbz and his cult of personality are running a festival this weekend and nae cunt has bought tickets because at the end of the day, he’s just another Cunt.
Number 1: The unstoppable train of Cunto that is Corden. This week’s announcement: he’s given up eating elephants. All we can say is “about time, fatty”.