We’ve had a Cunto nomination come in from Michael. Unusually, this one is a double-header.
Name: Ant & Dec
Title: Double Cuntos.
Nominated by: Micahel Crane from Lincoln
In Cunto Deck?: Not Yet
Michael says:
“A pair of talentless cunts that bore the shit out of people. They might be redeemed via PJ and Duncan but I don’t think it’s good enough.
So, Ant and Dec, get ready to tumble.”

Most of our Cuntos are singles but Ant and Dec are, like the Holy Trinity, indivisible-yet-separate, unified-and-omnipotent, like a doulbe-headed God of British television. But are they Cuntos? Or are THEY (as one) a Cunto?
We look at the evidence:
The prosecution:
- Always pished (well, one of them anyway)
- Responsible for Susan Boyle
- Presented every single light-entertainment show on UK television between 2004 and 2018. Give someone else a go, you greedy cunts.
- Responsible for Saturday Night Takeaway. We’ve never seen it but it looks like a cuntfest.
The Defence Case:
- They used to be kind of funny.
- They are proper mates, like.
- They are Geordies and, generally speaking, Geordies are all right.
- ‘Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble’
Leave your own arguments in the comments below and be sure to rate Ant & Dec using the stars…
I never saw Biker Grove, so I can’t comment on the PJ and Duncan angle. However what I can say that up until this year these cunts has ruined my lead-up to Christmas with their annual holiday to Australia. Yes, I’m a Z Lister Celebrity Get Me Out of Here has blighted my life for fucking years. I can hear those reading this, saying why doesn’t the stupid git turn the telly off? The answer is my dear wife likes to watch this drivel and loves to tell me about it afterwards. If there is a good side to Corona Virus its that Pants and Dick may have to cancel their crappy show this December. Thank the Lord!
I never saw Biker Grove, so I can’t comment on the PJ and Duncan angle. However what I can say is that up until this year these cunts has ruined my lead-up to Christmas with their annual holiday to Australia. Yes, I’m a Z Lister Celebrity Get Me Out of Here has blighted my life for fucking years. I can hear those reading this, saying why doesn’t the stupid git turn the telly off? The answer is my dear wife likes to watch this drivel and loves to tell me about it afterwards. If there is a good side to Corona Virus its that Pants and Dick may have to cancel their crappy show this December. Thank the Lord!
That Santander ad is pure SHIT too, what a pair of annoying shitheads they are.
Ant and Dec 2 of the most untalented twats on tv