[ratings]
Nominated by: Cunto
In Cunto Cards: Yes, Oliver appears in the Cunto 2018 deck
How can anyone look at that face and not immediately require a drink? What a cunt.
Key quote: “Bish-bosh” , “Wallop” ,etc. The kind of things that real people do actually say but when Oliver spits ’em they sound as convincing as a Sinclair C5 going up against a monster truck.
Crimes:
- Mockney wankbag. Pretends to be much more down-to-earth and working-class than he really is.
- Fat tongue. Lisps are allowed but on this cunt, it just exacerbates his cuntishness
- Turkey Twizzlers – banned ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- -4-1 Pizza -wants to ban ’em (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- nything with sugar in – wants to band (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- Coco Pops – made them change the recipie so that they now taste like cardboard (and yet he is a fat cunt).
- Called his children stupid names: Daisy Petal Boob Boo River Rocket, or something. What a Cunto.
Of course, if you have contrary evidence, please post it below in the comments but whatever you think of him, use the stars to rate his Cunto-Power. 1 star for not-a-cunt up to 5-stars for worst cunt ever.
Not really cunt…he has tried to improve the diet of the nations children and fought the Government on their policy…..
Nah he’s a banning good stuff
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He is a cunt, he has ruined nearly all fizzy pop and I hope he ironically dies of Diabetes preferably on Xmas day just before he opens his presents.
CUNT who sells over priced sugary deserts in his cunt resteraunt but want to tax us for eating sugar
cunt
ULTMATE BELLEND