This blubber-mouthed blabber mouth can repel animals such as toads and newts, simply by looking at them and mangling a carefully researched working-class turn-of-phrase in his gobby, dribbly mouth.
He’s a wankrag, a tosspot, a fanny AND a Cunto.
And that’s just today. Who knows what shittery this entrepreneur and bleating mess has in store for the Great British public in years to come?
This seems rather arbitrary.