The nineteen seventies were so devoid of entertainment that Uri Geller became famous by doing a stupid trick with a …
Jeremy Corbyn
Saviour of the left? Or just a cunt? You decide….
Prince Harry
Career highlights include dressing up as a nazi, killing Talibans and marrying a septic. Whether you’re a royalist or a …
Tony Blair
Name: Tony Blair Title: Tory Cunt Nominated by: Mik from the UK* In Cunto Deck?: Yes Mik says: “One of …
Diane Abbot Gets Her Head Round The Concept of Collective
Most people we ask for their view on this important issue understand what the fuck we are talking about when …
Top 3 Of The Week: A Banker Pulls Rank
Here’s this week’s Top 3. The cunt from Barclays Bank tried to find a whistleblower, got caught and got himself …
Language Expert Jeremy Paxman Prognosticates on the Cunto Plural Situation
Jeremy Paxman has dealt with more cunts than is reasonable for any man to be asked to deal with. Nearly …
Mother Theresa v The Queen
One of them converts people to a religion they want nothing to do with moments before their death, the other …
Kay Burley
Groundbreaking female broadcaster, responsible for more hours of live broadcasting than any other UK TV presenter. But, somehow capable of …
Theresa May And Her Stupid Opinions
The Prime Minister has no idea what she’s doing on Brexit. She can’t control her cabinet. Her trousers cost ten …