Classic Old-School Cunts this week. Millionaire Oliver was moaning to a paper about how he’s already put loads of cash …
Ainsley Harriot
Here’s another nomination from Rob Down Under. What the fuck do Aussies know about TV cookery cunts? Well, Rob used …
Jamie Oliver Is A Terrible Cunt
This fat-tongued lispy fuckstate is always trying to get something banned. What will it take before someone cancels him? Before …
James Corden Is Officially Worse Than Jamie Oliver
Twitter poll result is in: Who is the ultimate cunt out of these two absolute wallopers?#whosthecunt#ultimatecuntoff#totalcunts — Cunto (@CuntoOrg) July …
Wankstain Choice
Some moderate commentators would contend that this is a pair of wankstains rather than proper Cuntos but I think we …
Ronaldo Becomes First Portuguese To Make Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
Portuguese are, in our experience, great people. They’re relaxed and like a laugh and tend not to shut hospitals, hide …
Top 3 Cunts Of The Week
It’s a vintage week for monstrous male ultra-cunts from the South of England who, if you put them in a …
Pizza Threat
Don’t take our 2-4-1 pizza deals away, you patronising cancerous arse polyps.
Collins, Blair, Oliver? Or Blair, Oliver, Collins?
Here’s a tough Cunto Challenge for you. I guess it all depends on whether you think its worse to be …