[ratings] Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 Sir Lenny Henry is not everyone’s idea of a Cunto. He …
James Corden
Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 A classic Cunt-faced Cunto, doing everything he can to keep his smug …
Simon Cowell or Ant McPartlin… Who’s The Cunt?
A prime-time Saturday night cunt battle. Soaked in booze, birds and family entertainment, these two going head-to-head is like Alie …
How Craig David Leads Youth Astray
Craig David wrote two powerful-yet-cunty pop songs in 2000 and then exploded and disappeared like a cheap instant firework. You’d …
Jeremy Vine vs Conor McGregor
A battler and a bullshitter. But which is which? Who’s the cunt? There’s a bit of a contrast here between …
Theresa May And Her Stupid Opinions
The Prime Minister has no idea what she’s doing on Brexit. She can’t control her cabinet. Her trousers cost ten …
A Cunt For All Seasons
Is there ANYONE who can forgive Jacob Rees-Mogg for the version of humanity he has become?