Here’s another nomination of a classic cunt who, surprisingly, wasn’t already featured in the All Time Cunto Rankings. Anyway, he’s …
Alan Carr v Adolf Hitler
Who is the cunt out of this pair of utter weapons? Now, Adolf Hitler may have ordered the destruction …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
This week’s Top 3 has a legal flavour: First up is punchy cricket thug Ben Stokes. So he knocks some …
Album Release
We are pleased to announce that in between lukewarm speeches, the leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition has been smashing the …
Who Is Britain’s Cuntiest Robinson?
Who’s the worstcunt? Questionable freedom-fighter, man-of-the-people, trial-wrecker Tommy? Or sneering middle-class telly-twat and democracy-wrecker Tony? It can be easy to …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
A little later than usual, here are the Weekly Top 3 So first place goes to James Corden. After all …
Jimmy Savile
I was slightly surprised when I received this nomination earlier in the week. I thought, have we not got him …
Top 3 Weekly Cunts
It’s been a pretty lazy week here at Cunto HQ, which is why the weekly Top 3 is a day …
Top 3 Cunts of The Week
Here’s this week’s Top 3 Cuntos. Top billing goes to Jeff Bezos from Amazon. The profits keep going up but …
Cunt Battle: Owen Jones v Katie Hopkins
A battle of the rent-a-gobs. Owen Joens (on the left) says “the right is to blame for everything”. Katie Hopkins …