[ratings] Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 Sir Lenny Henry is not everyone’s idea of a Cunto. He …
Donald Trump
[ratings] Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 An obvious choice, although a hero to many, Trump’s daily routine …
Margaret Thatcher
[ratings] Classic controversy. Saviour of the British Economy or Enemy of the People?
James Corden
Nominated by: Cunto In Cunto Cards: Cunto 2018 A classic Cunt-faced Cunto, doing everything he can to keep his smug …
Easy Numbers
It’s Tuesday. You’re busy, I’m busy so let’s keep today’s cunt watch nice and simple and brutally obvious. It’s old …
Kay Burley
Groundbreaking female broadcaster, responsible for more hours of live broadcasting than any other UK TV presenter. But, somehow capable of …
For Every Eight Million Bicycles There Are Eight Million Cunts
At once the most comforting and most upsetting thing about living in a city… … is that the place …
Collins, Blair, Oliver? Or Blair, Oliver, Collins?
Here’s a tough Cunto Challenge for you. I guess it all depends on whether you think its worse to be …
Mister Blobby v Hitler
Today’s Cunt battle pictures two apocalyptic versions of humanity. Who was the worst? Who is the cunt? Obviously Blobby didn’t …
This Week’s Top 3 Cuntos
McPartlin could have killed a baby in a CAR Putin probably (maybe) kills thousands. Bowen was an institutional racist who …