Portuguese are, in our experience, great people. They’re relaxed and like a laugh and tend not to shut hospitals, hide …
Russell Brand v Saddam Hussein
Both inveterate enemies of the New World Order, but so far only one of them has been hanged to death. …
Cristiano Ronaldo
A Cunto nomination has arrived for a World Cup cunt… Name: Cristiano Ronaldo. Title: Ronalcunto. Nominated by: Adrian Watts In …
Weekly Top 3 Cuntos – Corden Back With “Veggie” Claim
This week’s Top 3 Cuntos. What a shit-show. Number 3: Glenn Hoddle, fresh from his chart success with ‘Diamond Lights’, …
Putin v Zuckerberg
These two are all about wealth and control. Between the two of them, they run the world. But who is …
Look At These Bastards
In a few years when the survivors are sifting through the charred remains of civilization, they may wonder to themselves …
Weekly Top 3 – Bono Reclaims Supremacy
After several weeks James Corden dominatation, this week’s Top 3 Cuntos is missing the unfunny fat chancer. But Cunto fans …
Kevin Spacey
A Cunto nomination has arrived for a member of the acting fraternity… Name: Kevin Spacey Title: Shady Cunt. Nominated by: …
Johnny Cash v Madonna
Who is the Cunto in this battle? Both of these musical legends had their flaws. But, deep down, who is …
Piers Morgan
For the first time, we’ve received two Cunto nominations for the same cunt. The cunto in question is Piers Morgan …