You don’t pass a law saying gays are to be put to death and not get called Cunt of the Week.
The Sultan Brunei probably needs to get shagged up the bum, just to loosen him up a wee bit.
Which would make him the Sultan of Broon Eye.
Elsewhere in this week’s Top 3, we have veteran mega cunt Corden and the leader of the Free World who is such a cunt on such a regular basis that you kind of forget about him sometimes.
Know what I mean?