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  1. He’s a cunt who need to shut up the cunt

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  2. Uh, yup. I have always thought that this gent was a champion of cunthood. It is so easy to pick on poor, fat people, simultaneously making the point that (that cunt) Jamie is some kind of saint of healthy eating., and at the same time bragging about how he’s motivated only by concern and kindness for the people he is so obviously enjoyis insulting. So, cunt. Jamie Oliver is a cunt. What else would any reasonable person call him?

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  3. Honestly, I can’t stand this gay talking lisping cunt of cunts. I’ve hated him since the first time I laid my cunt eyes upon him. He is a nobody who talk a load of bollox about food and has made millions out of his shit recipe books and useless cooking paraphernalia. He is an arrogant and talentless essex king of cunts. Absolute cunting cunt.

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    1. I agree Oliver is an utter cunt, a fake, another media creation; even his speech is Mockney bollocks. The public have been indoctrinated into licking the crabs out of his arse, little is said about his crap chain of restaurants that was wound up with over £70m debts, roughly half of which was owed to HMRC, yet authorities are quite happy to annihilate small traders. Of course, having taken fat remuneration from this failed chain by leaving others out of pocket, he blubs all sorts of bizarre bollocks for its demise and has been protected by limited liability; when a director is negligent or behaved fraudulently, it is quite common to be held jointly and severally liable but, of course, that behaviour would never have been checked for him. Only minor mention is made of his restaurants violating an array of health and safety regulations. His restaurants were full overpriced tat, under duress I dined in the Cardiff one, the portions were miniscule, nothing special and I paid something like £5 for a tiny glass of cloudy lemonade that appeared to me no different from the sort you get for a bottle for about 80p in Sainsbury. Pal, that’s one of the reasons it failed, it was total rip off. Then we have this feigned “I care about people, I want to make good school dinners”, another decoy for him to get paid a bomb. What exactly has he done in this regard that is so beneficial apart from stating the bleeding obvious about health and saving money? Not satisfied with his own gross over exposure, of course, we have to suffer his whole family rammed down our throats as ‘celebrities’ except the bit about daddy’s tax affairs which were an ‘unfortunate accident’. I must admit I’m one of many who’d love the freedom to smash him in.

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  4. This restores my faith in the youth of the day. Way, way back in the early days of t’internet there used to be a website that was simply called Jamieoliverisacunt.com
    It had dozens of pictures of him collaged into other pictures. With titles like “Cunt cook, wank cook”
    “The cunt of Monte Christo”
    “Cuntface”
    Makes you proud.

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    1. Cunty Elliot
      Saving Moped Cunt

      I was sent a load of them by my dad when I was about 14 lol

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  5. The fat lipped, cow tongued mockney CUNT. Failed businessman, failed restaurateur and failed saviour of youth. Most of the ‘rescued’ staff at failed enterprise 25 would rather have been on drugs or dead than work for the arrogant greasy spoon hot plate guvner. He should keep his borrowed faux, concern for the little people bollocks to himself. And what sort of cunt destroys his own kids lives by giving them wank wound names.

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    1. It itheisent nithe to take the phiss out of hisths lissppp.

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  6. A friend of mine once ran a Waterstone’s bookshop in central London. Not content with merely book-signing his latest publication, Oliver started ordering people about, trying to manage the queue. Apparently, they told him to f*** off and walked out. Ha ha!

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  7. This talentless cunt stared off sweeping the kitchen in Riverside Cafe. He kept poking his cunt face in the camera and making cunt remarks. The lisping liver lipped wanking cunt realized that continuously mentioning his “gran” would hide his total cunting lack of personality and talent. My cunt detector went mad the moment I saw the cunt.

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  8. good at telling others how to live , you twat

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  9. And wtf has he done to his hair. Black hair, blonde sideburns, l know he’s not the sharpest tool, but you’d think he’d have noticed.

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